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I was bored so I ruined lunch...purposely. And I had fun doing it

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Joined August 2011
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I’ve waited ten years for someone to say this about Donald Trump.
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Idk if I can ever get married because I need two hours of alone time every night to do this
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dancing with my girls only having two drinks then leaving
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U in dis shi alone no matter who round u
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take me out of New York bro
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when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat
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the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed
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is she insane ? a drive by cry is ridiculous
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Everyone is out of their fucking minds.
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Adam Travis retweeted
This will be how Claude treats us post singularity
33-year-old fruit bat with arthritis goes on morning 'flights' to keep him active
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A venti ice water used to be the chicest possible thing a person could carry
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Pressing Notify Anyway when my friends are on DND
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they’re not letting you into the collective unconscious bro
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if you’re so smart how come you never had a psychosis
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Adam Travis retweeted
The secret to making plans as an adult is texting all your friends at 9:30am when everybody’s Adderall starts hitting
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Adam Travis retweeted
new cold email template just dropped
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Cause I’m too Marnie. And then I’m too fucking Ray
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Taking your job seriously is a sign of low intelligence
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just paid $10.26 for a coffee. let me know when yall ready to take it there
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LA Job market so bad I emailed Amanda Bynes to see if she needed a PA
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