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The current Pepsi max podcast ad is a mangled aberration of copywriting with too many competing priorities
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It is not that automation will destroy jobs as is commonly supposed but that a surplus of labour vs productive work will create niche systems of hierarchy and busywork to give everybody something to do
the idea that “bullshit jobs” are at the highest risk for automation is entirely backwards.
a “bullshit job” is the only kind you don’t actually need done faster or better
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workshopped line names from a WhatsApp group
- morocco
- coronation
- harringuey and Holloway
- swoosh by Samsung
- garden line
- highpalace
What do you think @geofftech
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Elon seems like quite an easy target to goad into doing something illegal or expensive and then make the money enforcing. Some people would say that’s how he came to buy twitter in fact
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@houseoffraser hey my order for trousers has been sat with your courier evri since 31st December. Your chat bot tells me that I should wait to receive the order before returning “within 28 days of purchase”. But I don’t think it’s ever coming. Can you please refund me
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I want your words clean I want nothing in them I want no scintilla of danger I want no smack of sex I want 👏 clap 👏 emojis 👏 about 👏 educating 👏 it will look lovely in here like a spring morning, in fact it will be like LinkedIn, which is absolutely unbearable
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You say I think we might have met, but squint as though you’re not sure. Then you say yes I remember we met at X
social grace q:
if you meet someone (who's not famous but pretty popular) a 2nd time after e.g. a party and they introduce themselves like they don't remember u do u
a. gently remind them right away you've met
b. pretend you didn't
c. introduce yourself and remind them later
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When you put a coffee in the microwave and forget and about 20 mins later think ooh fancy a coffee and remember it’s in the microwave but it’s cold now so you hit “on” for one minute and you’ve forgotten again
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Accountability a symbolic ritual, a Christian sacrifice. Failure to achieve or act legally or morally is the negative externality
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Also don’t fancy being the thing this crashes into tbh
I can't believe this has to be pointed out: the reason cars are designed to crumple, rather than be indestructible, is to divert the energy of a crash around the cabin and protect the occupants.
If you crash in this thing, the car will be fine but YOU will shatter into pieces.
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