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@adkerns

the author of so much mischief to the Volscians

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Joined July 2010
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i'm going to drink coffee and watch a science fiction moving picture film
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Jerry: He offered you a red pill and a blue pill? George: Two pills, no water Jerry: No water? George: No water Jerry: Cant take a pill without water George: Never could Jerry: So what’d you do? George: I left. I’m not choking down a dry pill Kramer enters in a leather coat
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Our Song of the Week is a cover of The National's "Pink Rabbits" by @TheLoneBellow. Listen via @wvpublic and join us this weekend for the entire show. @TheNational wvpublic.org/post/listen-lon…
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Earwolf@earwolf2 Apr 2019
On today’s Hollywood Handbook, @timheidecker is proud to announce that @homedepot gives #UsMovie a 100% rating! earwolf.com/episode/tim-heid…
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Dan@dankgdl3 Jul 2018
Tide pods? Done. Juuls? Tired. No lackin challenge? Boring. The latest teen fad is kerning - kids are shocking police and church elders by “adjusting the spacing between characters in a proportional font, usually to achieve a visually pleasing result!”
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soon i will watch the film called dog island
good morning. this puppet is going to sell me breakfast.
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i installed twitter again and logged in because i guess my old posts weren't a big enough tire fire to just walk away from
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three weeks ago i stuffed a rag into my freezer, and my life has improved measurably since.
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today i will be proselytizing for @MatthewRyan101's new album which is called 'hustle up starlings' youtu.be/7PlwrwVwFqw
if you're like me and have been anxious about picking a good flashcard app, the answer is to use quizlet
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🐟 jitka 🐟@jitka24 Apr 2017
confederate memorials coming down in New Orleans is a good start. let me know when they dynamite Stone Mountain so I can be there to watch
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who even tweets anymore anyway?
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i made tea with Keurig water and didn't realize there was a k-cup already in there, then i drank it anyway.
holiday hot take: nobody in whoville is going to heaven. they don't have souls.
amazon's 'pop christmas' station has moved into second place behind 'holiday classics'
alexander is a nickname. my birth certificate just says 'incompetent crumb factory kerns'
amazon's 'holiday classics' station is far superior to the 'holiday favorites' station
i consider myself a polite man, which is why i don't like hanging up on salespeople, but a simple cost-benefit analysis demands it
i just ate a persimmon and how did they invent a fruit with no taste
i ordered curtains so now i just need a rug decorated with an anchor motif
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