Alex Johnson

YO TAPE B 🔊 @Tapebbeats – at Columbus, OH

i think i probably have like 3 actually real friends nowadays

life {in abstract}

donald trump son or pam bondi daughter?

waiting like 25 mini for me to finish on some equipment at the gym is so weird lmao bros staring at me like go work on something and i’ll lyk when im done?

if i give you my streaming log ins just know i fucks with you

hoodwinked was an absolute banger

disassociating till gta 6 comes out

new girl is a superior show and anyone who thinks differently needs to grow up

i am a rectangle

who just *67 prank called me ma’am i am mf 30 lol

get to play music with the FUCCCCIN BOYS tomorrow let’s gooo @internetcrypt @_Mikeywade

working in healthcare gave me a real unpopular opinion about the different uses of ozempic lol

my job has me wearing the fugliest fit i’ve ever thrown on

first red flag bout my ex shoulda been the fact that she slammed fish filets

flight attendant in atlanta called me sweet baby we’re out here

actually so fucking proud of myself didn’t think i could ever reach this level of self appreciation before. we are out here

i’m high asl watching ufc feel like i can feel the punches 😭