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Joined October 2016
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11/30/2024 we’ll see just how back you guys are 😈
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This is a GREAT example of not doing “too much” at the plate. D-Ham can hit the ball all over the park, but knows all he needs is a grounder through the infield with them playing in. Too many players would try to lift this into the roof. Do your job. Gritty ain’t pretty.
HAMMY ADDS ON TO THE LEAD
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Hoosier Twitter this week:
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I don’t know how this banged I’m in tears
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I miss you so much.
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There’s so much to unpack here
BREAKING: College Football AP Poll🚨 on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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Told my friend I was gonna show up to their birthday party this year without a set plan to actually go
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Tofu’s ready? TOFU IS READY😄
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Friends invited me to the bar and I said no
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We got Family Guy 2 before GTA 6
First teaser for ‘TED: THE ANIMATED SERIES’. The series is set 12 years after the films and follows John & Ted as neighbors, both with families of their own.
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You can just say WHATEVER you want and get a job at On3💔
Replying to @aztrojan11
Arch hasn’t had to compete either.
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I’d be saying this in the Astros clubhouse rn
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Man City in the 2029 FA Vase Final
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The genuine best-case scenario is a 40-point deduction next season, a two-year transfer ban, and several trophies stripped. If you’re Manchester City, you are genuinely praying for that. Anything else and you are likely having away days in Portsmouth and Blackburn in 2028.
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7049721…
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There’s a whole song about this
What if he was actually Irish and his name was O'Bama
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Speak a lil Gaeilge for ‘em Barack
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Arch Manning was not in the Top-7 Heisman Fan Vote-Getters of the Week, and the week before that was in 6th behind Trinidad Chambliss. But you wouldn’t know that. Because you just type and hit send before, I don’t know, literally one google search?
Arch Manning is a Heisman front runner on the #1 team in the country. John Mateer is quarterback of statistically the worst offense in the SEC. 12 passing yards separates the two QB’s.
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Engagement bait is only good if it’s somewhat coherent
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