jack of all trades, master of none, cruelty-free, drug-free, judgement-free, unconcerned, but not indifferent.
Chicago
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I’ve been wandering this internet hellscape for 14yrs… Why?#MyTwitterAnniversary
Don’t turn Twitter into a streaming platform, @elonmusk, it’s one thing to have to read your shitty unfunny tweets but having to come here and listen to your dumb voice would be an assault on more senses than it’s worth.
Kindly unveil the beauty that silence brings.
Schizopolis, House, Lost Highway and… Tampopo!!
*GIVEAWAY* To celebrate @criterionchannl’s 4th birthday, we are teaming up with them to give away a 1 free year subscription to Criterion Channel! 🤝
QT with your four favorite films on the Criterion Channel to be entered to win.
I’m obsessed with the special features! Especially on all the Wes Anderson films! All the detailed looks at sets and costuming and the commentaries are fantastic!
Did you know that alongside the @Criterion films on the Channel, you can enjoy all of the special features from our releases? Find hours of commentaries, interviews, deleted scenes, documentaries, and much more. Tell us what you've loved discovering! ❤️📺 criterionchannel.com/criteri…
The preservation of film and the dedicated look into how films are made is what makes @criterionchannl so special to me. @jewinabuckethat and I would would watch Malcom X together! #criterion4you
🎂💖 BIRTHDAY GIVEAWAY🎂💖 To celebrate 4 amazing years as the movie lover's dream streaming service, we're giving away tons of great Criterion prizes (see below). Enter to win: Reply or QT this post with a movie you love + tag someone you'd love to watch it with + #criterion4you
Criterion Channel has been so instrumental in introducing me to amazing films from all over the world and through out time. @jojiberrii maybe will watch a couple with me? #criterion4you
🎂💖 BIRTHDAY GIVEAWAY🎂💖 To celebrate 4 amazing years as the movie lover's dream streaming service, we're giving away tons of great Criterion prizes (see below). Enter to win: Reply or QT this post with a movie you love + tag someone you'd love to watch it with + #criterion4you
Dear @itsJulieBowen, I’m not Harry Styles or young (I’m 45), but I’ve had a crush on you ever since Ed. If @CavanaghTom and @michaelianblack had a baby, I’d probably be good friends with him. I would love take you on a nice date in Chicago (as long as it’s after payday).
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Got huuuuge @LlSTENlNG_PARTY news incoming next week
Been at the ER long enough to listen to the entire Cure episode of Bandsplain with @yasisalek and @NifMuhammad. The single best thing about getting diagnosed with Covid.
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Review: I’ve been waiting half my life for this show. It’s magnificent. wapo.st/3W9YQlB
Keeping it on the down low, but my sources are telling me that a famous actor (part of a famous acting family) who has been known to be off-grid occasionally, is Q from Q***n. Don’t take my word for it though, there are clues in some of your favorite holiday movies.
Thanks @whiteliesmusic for spending 1,591 minutes with me in 2022. My 7yr old son and I couldn’t stop listening to I Don't Want To Go To Mars. You’ve been one of my favorite bands for years and you’re now one of Cosmo’s favorite bands. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/6ssX…
Congrats @JohnFetterman !!
