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BREAKING: Arby’s New CMO Delighted To Learn How Many Agencies Are “Huge Fans Of The Brand”

BREAKING: Agency Brand Planner Convinced She’s Discovered “Unique Consumer Insight”

BREAKING: Fractional CMO Set To Completely Overhaul Agency Roster Before Departing

BREAKING: Clio Awards Announces Plan To Give Out Miniature, Plastic Participation Trophies Next Year

BREAKING: Copywriter’s Bumble Date Pretends To Be Impressed With Fact That He Won A Bronze Webby This Year

BREAKING: Associate Creative Director, Group Creative Director Argue Over Who Has Last Say Over What Gets Presented To Creative Director

BREAKING: Ogilvy Office Manager Already Wearing Santa Hat To Work Every Day

BREAKING: Agency Dog Forced To Wear Humiliating Halloween Costume All Week

BREAKING; “Let’s Circle Back After The Holidays” Season Has Begun

BREAKING: Agency Announces Holiday Season Work Schedule Giving Staffers Every Other Sunday Off

BREAKING: Agency Office Manager “Not One Bit Happy” With Condition Of Break Room Refrigerator According To Company-Wide Email

BREAKING: Recruiter Gets Good Laugh At Freelancer’s Proposed Day Rate

BREAKING: Client Hoping To Work With Senior Team She Met During Pitch Process Someday

BREAKING: After Split With KFC PepsiCo Schedules Emergency Boondoggles In Bahamas With Taco Bell, Pizza Hut

BREAKING: Study Finds Senior Citizens’ Reaction Times At Highest Level When It Comes To Muting TV Commercials

BREAKING: Pepsi Officials Say They’re Looking Forward To Relationships With Other, Younger Chicken Brands

BREAKING: Agency Staffers Getting Head Start On Layoff Season

BREAKING: Parents Doing Best To Seem Happy After Daughter Announces Engagement To “Digital Content Creator”

BREAKING: Creative Director Reminds Client They’re Not Making A Commercial, They’re Taking Consumers On A Journey

BREAKING: Agency Arrives At Edit Session To Oversee Editor Loading Footage From Shoot