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real madrid always finds themselves in scenarios i couldn’t even dream up in my wildest imagination wdym la liga is cancelled in all of china bc mbappe laughed at a maobappe meme

mbappe put on his nicest suit too damn the one year france football decides not to rig the votes

rodri dembele kane back to back bdo winners this might be football’s darkest era

no fucking way they wasted mbappe’s time like this 😭

WHO ?!

dude this women’s bdo nomination list is just the whole barca squad so no one in all of europe even tries ?

okay well after all that secrecy hoopla they just spoiled mbappe winning cuz no way they’re giving yamal/kane two diff awards tonight

joan laporta on my screen with another trophy for his stupid club FLORENTINO PEREZ WHEN I CATCH YOUR DECREPIT ASS

still can’t believe unai simón won a world cup final with a game where it wouldn’t have made a difference if he took a nap in the middle of

i cannot believe florentino and the board is letting this barca femini sweep happen uncontested makes me genuinely sick

bdo is so jokes how does one person win the best young talent three years in a row either give him the real one or don’t 😭

if i’m gonna sit for this bdo clown show can they at least do something funny award someone crazy

kate scottttttttt i’m soooooooo drunk kate scott

“lunin so sorry we doubted you” now who the hell is we? speak for yourself cuz no i did not doubt the man who took us to a ucl final??