Alexandra Gutow

I guess I need to start figuring out where to build my castle when I'm an eccentric billionaire

The fact the GOP debate includes gameshow sounds is very fitting

I love how my inclusion in a scavenger hunt clue means the answer is obviously dunkin donuts

It continues to amaze me how I manage to find tights that I don't already own

Today I've helped bottle 300 bottles of wine and escaped from a cursed forest. What up, Saturday

Color me stoked! Heathers The Musical was everything I ever wanted. Awesome job, @roltheatre !

Alex PSA: the Dunkies at Newark closed. Way to solidify the end of vacation, Newark

If I could watch Mad Max Fury Road all day every day, oh what a lovely day indeed

If I can't be Stevie Nicks when I grow up, I at least want her scarf and top hat collection

If you have the chance, The Soiled Dove is an amazing amazing show. And I'd say that even if I didn't get to also play with a pet chicken

I can't tell if my hands are stained with wine or hair dye

Really? My car was stolen again?!?

I'm in love with Missy Elliott and the Puppy Bowl Ref, in that order

Ugh why can't I wear a ball gown every day

I'm so mad at Wes Anderson right now

Words cannot express how excited I am about season 3 of @BansheeTvShow

Has anyone else pulled a muscle from throwing spoons during The Room? Asking for a friend

I'm at a fabric store and missing @lonelocust and still inadvertantly picking out only the expensive fabrics

Coffee pay it forward day at Philz. An unknown started it and now we are all paying for the person behind us in line