*Sees a short person*
"Goddamn they're so short it's immediately noticeable how short they are, at least I dont't look like that"
*I pass by that person*
*They're my height or taller*
Ej kurwa bo podobno po zmianie danych można dostać za darmo mastektomie na nfz jako leczenie ginekomastii
What the fuck was that song playing in the video of that pooner vaping on some dating app, I can't find it
Ai pfp, joined this months, billion stereotype-y labels in bio, every post about woke shit, bait has never been as easy to detect
I miss when I was 15 and could still pass for a 15 yo who barely started puberty and girls thought I was hot shit cause I had aura affected by confidence from relatively passing, now I look ridiculous looking like a 14 yo among grown people and no girl my age is into that
There's no way I actually don't have a dick, I actually just don't have it what the fuck I can't believe it how is that actually real
When I was a fetus in my mother, she thought I was male despite what the doc said because the umbilical cord on the usg positioned itself in the shape of a dick. Holy foreshadowing.
