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Business Analyst life got you banging your head (silently)?
My new book How to Bang Your Head Silently is live — a satirical survival guide for BAs everywhere.
📘 UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F7N1YD3S
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#BusinessAnalyst #BAHumour #ProjectLife
Current drivers who will never be a world champion and why?
Should be interesting #f1 #FormulaOne
Five quick daily games. Send a mate a link and you’re scored head-to-head, every day.
Lock a good one in, or keep going and risk it.
Free, no sign-up. ipo-dash.com
Clip: the real app, demo players
#games
Replying to @aim_1980 @andyburnham
Fuel duty is fixed at 52.95p per litre for petrol and diesel. VAT at 20% is then added to the full pump price, so total tax is currently around 82p (petrol ~175p) to 86p (diesel ~199p) per litre.
Near real-time official data via the government's Fuel Finder has been available since 2 February 2026. It was already on Waze, PetrolPrices, AA, Confused.com and RAC Fuel Watch.
Google added it to Maps (and expanded on Waze) on 8 October via a partnership with the UK government, to make the existing Fuel Finder data far more accessible as prices rose.
I got bored, so I built ipo-dash.
Four daily games. Same for everyone. Two minutes a day.
Pick a rival. Beat them daily. Only your latest go counts, so every retry is a bet on yourself.
ipo-dash.com · free · no sign-up #games
Burn Rate Blitz #93 ▲ 39 months · $2.2bn · x6 combo
This has to be the most addictive game of ipo-dash.com. And maybe Cash Grab! And the Daily Pool challenge.
Did you know you can now do "rivals" now. Challenge me head to head? ipo-dash.com/r/LGVSE2
#games
So Boris took us out of EU... Scotland @JohnSwinney wanted to stay, now @CanadianPM in line to be an associate member 🤦♂️ great for Canada. Not so good for Scotland
What do you mean you haven't played yet? 😲
Quick fun games to get you through the day. Play 5 days in a row and get access to Founders Run.
Set a daily reminder and log in to keep your score across all your devices.
IPO Dash #219 ▲ 00:07.04 ·
ipo-dash.com
Addition to the ipodash suite of games...daily pool challenge or if you prefer a full game of pool OR snooker, it's there. Enjoy!
ipodash.com
Now containing: IPO Dash > Wall Street Crazy | Founder Run | The Break Room
Is @OpenAI Sol 5.6 now better than Fable5?!? Certainly finding gaps Fable should have gotten right. Definitely better then Opus 4.8. @AnthropicAI
Little game I created. Try it out: two daily challenges...or one if you're not fast enough 😉
ipo-dash.com
#ipodash
Call me cynical but the weekend after #anthropic #Claude didn't agree to the US govt terms and... it starts having major issues 🤔
I made subsequent calls to UPS who confirmed the item was at the drop off point. I know that you were due to collect after I dropped it off last Wednesday. Tracking shows nothing but your own internal systems know it's dropped off. @AmazonUK alerted.
It's high time we held a referendum about the #BBC and whether it should be a public service or made to sing for it's supper and become subscription/advert only.
So it seems like invading any nation without cause is now justified?!? 🤨 Russia on Ukraine, Israel on Iran, US on Iran. #WorldWar3
Another snooze fest. #f1 had been crap this season. TBH, been crap since #abudhabi21.
Me: “So what happens next?”
SME: “Well… it depends.”
Me: “On?”
SME: stares into the void
🤯 How to Bang Your Head Silently — BA therapy, disguised as a book:
🇬🇧 amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F7N1YD3S
🇺🇸 amazon.com/dp/B0F7N1YD3S
“The Ask is where chaos is born.”“It begins with a one-liner from a sponsor: vague, impossible, and deeply confident.”Sound familiar?
📘 UK: amazon.co.uk/dp/B0F7N1YD3S
📘 US: amazon.com/dp/B0F7N1YD3S
#ProjectLife #BAReality #Satire


