CovidCowgirl🦠

Must stop getting drunk and shadow batting at the club

If Slug is this handy with the bat truly wonder what he can do with his other one

Gold, frankincense, myrrh and the MCG

Is it sexual harassment to your colleagues if you repeatedly and audibly moan in the office while watching/listening to Lyon bowl?

Would blindly follow this version of Smudge into war

Petition to bring back stump mic

Wearing your shirt like this should incur penalty runs

Don’t sleep on your night time skincare routine

Australians at home watching Mitchell Starc #Ashes

Bazball 👍

5-0 EAD

Is your 7am flight to Perth getting cancelled the day of the Ashes a bad omen or what

Someone tell me what’s on tap at Perth Stadium can’t find it online anywhere and need to prepare thyself #Ashes @OptusStadium

CoverdriveCowgirl #AUSvIND

You just know Jack Gunston’s redemption arc will be studied for decades

Watching this game of footy has ruined my weekend and I’m not even in my luteal phase honestly Carlton do better

Can the time zone in the Caribbean get its act together

Cricket, a cuppa and a lobotomy 🥰🤝

Gunston redemption arc #AFLPiesHawks

Superannuation servers crash due to hundreds of thousands of millennials attempting to log in to their accounts for first time ever

Will fucking day I will do anything for you