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Judge: You’re suing this man for $5,000. What exactly happened?
Woman: Your Honor, he hired me for a private evening. We agreed on $5,000, but afterward, he refused to pay.
Judge: Sir, did you agree to pay her?
Businessman: Yes, Your Honor. But I changed my mind.
Judge: You changed your mind about what?
Businessman: Paying her. I didn’t enjoy the experience.
Woman: Your Honor, he stayed for six hours! He even asked me to stay longer!
Judge: Six hours? Sir, what exactly were you expecting?
Businessman: Satisfaction, Your Honor. I’m a businessman. I don’t pay for services that don’t meet my expectations.
Woman: Funny, because he called me the next morning asking for another appointment!
Judge: Is that true?
Businessman: I was giving her a second chance!
Judge: (Removes glasses) A second chance at what? Disappointing you again?
(The courtroom erupts in laughter.)
Businessman: Your Honor, isn’t prostitution illegal?
Judge: In this jurisdiction, the agreement you’re describing may not be legally enforceable. But let me ask you something.
Businessman: Go ahead.
Judge: If you believed the arrangement was illegal, why did you enter into it and then expect the law to excuse only your own conduct?
Woman: THANK YOU, YOUR HONOR!
Judge: I’m not awarding anyone $5,000 without a valid legal basis. But sir, your argument is not nearly as clever as you think.
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This is an eye opener to every Christians sister . Breaking generational curses . Pls watch 😭😭😭😭
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If you're seeing this on the 10th of November don't tell anybody, just keep your mouth shut and watch what happens next
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"Tinubu has failed, his incompetence has made many businesses die. Don't let him come back for a 2nd term" — OBJ
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See wetin ZOBO do APC supporters… Nigerians should emulate this kind of energy 😂😂😂
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One day, I was scrolling through TikTok when I came across a comment under a Muslim post. It was an ignorant Christian boy who wrote that he admired Islam so much and wanted to become a Muslim.
I sent him a DM and asked for his number so I could call him. He sent it, and I called him.
During our conversation, he told me that all his friends were Muslims and that they had been telling him wonderful things about Islam. He said he particularly admired their unity.
I said, “Okay, but can I also tell you some of the things about Islam your friends won’t tell you?”
He agreed, so I started teaching him. But I didn’t just tell him things; I made him investigate the sources himself. He was shocked by what he discovered.
After that, I asked him if he had ever studied Christianity. He said no, so I began teaching him about Christianity too. He was genuinely happy.
At the end of our conversation, I told him to go back to his Muslim friends and ask them about everything I had shown him from their own sources.
A few weeks later, he reached out to me and said they didn’t deny any of the things I had shown him; they only tried to justify them.
I said, “There you have it!”
Then I asked him, “Do you still want to become a Muslim?”
He said NO!
I then encouraged him to subscribe to GodLogic’s channel and watch some of his debates with Muslims. He was so happy.
One thing he said that really stuck with me was that it was good to actually know about something before deciding to embrace it.
Don’t join Islam ignorantly please make your research first!
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“If they say Atiku will not be in the ballot, they’re calling for revolution…”
— Naja’atu Muhammed.
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WHAT IF THIS HAPPENED TO AMERICA? A CHRISTIAN NIGHTMARE
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Praying for United State of America never to get here .
Remember this is AI video .
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Peter Obi is the easiest product to sell and the easiest Politician to defend.
@NigeriainfoFM Abuja invited me to talk about @inecnigeria's infiltration of the voter's register.
But they made the conversation mostly about @PeterObi
Full gist is on my YouTube Channel. ♥️
#Nigeria #PeterObiOrNothing
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He literally explained how to elevate your frequency.She literally explained how to break poverty mindset in 60 seconds.
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This is a Prayer against Stagnation and Frozen Blessings.
God is pouring out a supernatural blessing upon you today in Jesus’ Mighty Name.





























