@alejandro__aros

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Eugene, OR
Joined May 2015
first beer of the weekend has been opened 🤝
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Fuck it I’m giving a $10,000 watch to someone who likes and retweets and follows me . Will respond in 24 hours . Will ship u a Rolex next day on god.
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Alejandro retweeted
all flags in mexico are at half-mast
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Someone send this to Chuck Schumer
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Oregon on the Colorado hype.
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Alejandro retweeted
oh i’m bouta go so crazy on my next day off
Apparently you can just summon worms
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Only thing I love more than wiring houses is gettin’ pussy.
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Alejandro retweeted
Just finished packing for zynbabwe
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i will drink 600 beers to celebrate
Baby hippo Fritz is 600 pounds today! 👏🎉 Fritz is 8.5 months old. Fiona didn't hit 600 pounds until she was 10 months old!
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If you were white then yeah
This was by far the greatest marketing strategy ever
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Left: Minnesota Governor Tim Walz after signing a law that guarantees free breakfast and lunch to all public school students Right: Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders after signing a law that makes child labor easier
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This photo of Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is from the March 8 signing of the LEARNS Act, which expands school choice and bans Critical Race Theory. She did not pose for a photo with children when she signed the Youth Hiring Act of 2023 two days later. npr.org/2023/03/10/116…
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Alejandro retweeted
she in the replies going to war for her nigga that’s a real bitch
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*Ciryl Gane pulls out* Daniel Cormier:
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Men also shouldn’t let other men score 81 points on them. @JalenRose
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Alejandro retweeted
big night for pussy – at Los Angeles, CA
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This edit has me WEAK 🤣
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Vamos @panteraufc 🤜🏽🤜🏽
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Alejandro retweeted
This nigga Allen Iverson be drawin his ass off
AI shows what ancient Egypt would look today if it never fell 🤯
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