Alex Bauer (@alexbauer) profile picture

Houston sports will break your heart 🚀

San Francisco, CA
Joined November 2008
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i want to see nathan fielder go toe-to-toe with caroline calloway
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You CANNOT rage against the machine if you’re asking it to summarise your emails for you.
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need benoit blanc to collab with the sheep detectives
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lebron shoves reed sheppard and then he immediately takes over the game???? i love playoff basketball lmao
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if it was the end, at least draymond died doing what he loved (causing a scene and getting ejected)
like knowing the titanic is sinking </3
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How lucky we are to live in a time where Nolan and Coogler share custody of 70mm IMAX cameras and Ludwig Göransson
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Replying to @sama
Anthropic said no. OpenAI said how much.
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Rainy, quiet Sunday, I sit in my bedroom and am at peace, but instead of making up my mind to do some writing, I have been staring at my fingers for quite a while. Franz Kafka, 1912.
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Trey Yesavage's 35 strikeouts are the most in a single postseason by a rookie pitcher in MLB HISTORY!
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in the end we can confirm that you will never get away from the sound of the woman that loved you
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The Rockets need to get on the Kelvin Sampson “make 150 free throws a day” plan EVERY day this off season. This is ridiculous.
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I apologise for the delayed response to your email, I have enormous personal flaws that I refuse to work on
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how it feels to not use chatgpt for anything because my heart is pure
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me
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It's nice that when someone recommends going to a chiropractor, you no longer need to listen to them when they speak.
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Woman Decides to Unwind by Reading a Thousand People’s Thoughts on the 68 Most Horrible Things That Happened Today: ow.ly/3a4I50UKv1r
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I do think I’m better than you for simply knowing what the odyssey is before yesterday btw
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looking forward to another week where all the stuff I want to accomplish depends on a sense of self-discipline and executive functioning I've never once possessed in my life
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