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joe momma

@alezunn

illegally blonde - abolish ice | god gives his silliest battles to his funniest clowns

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Joined February 2020
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me before therapy
𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈 (@worldreads) profile picture𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈@worldreadsOct 7
I love in ways that might worry a therapist, but thrill a poet
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jack@jackhw_Oct 9
crackle and pop looking for their friend:
PINKVANILLA (@2lesbians1dildo) profile picturePINKVANILLA@2lesbians1dildoOct 8
Me when I wanna cross the road safely
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@omgsidewalksOct 1
I’m not going back and forth with somebody whose first congratulations in their life came from having a baby
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USA Reject
@sadreturnsSep 6
i saw this image framed in a Mexican restaurant
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In America “Labor Day” means everyone with a fake email job gets the day off and actual laborers have to work twice as hard to keep up with the extra demand created
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bambi@CHUUFFINOAug 31
waking up to good news
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@PopBaseAug 31
Lionel Messi has retired from international football after 21 years.
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Drake made his best music when he used to look like a sandwich
Oluwajomiloju (@JomiAdeniran) profile pictureOluwajomiloju@JomiAdeniranJul 20
Thor seeing all the New Avengers
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c@cokebeycJul 17
how it feels trying to get rid of that one thought that’s been haunting you for days
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i wish jude bellingham wasn’t in the same team as kane cuz i would love to root for jude bellingham’s sexy ass but the fucking devil is right there behind his shoulder
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i never should’ve gotten invested in the world cup i am filled with disappointment
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aether@bluewdriftJul 12
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oh wow, a team just equalized with Argentina. I wonder what will happen at the 89th minute
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Te boté remix
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseJul 11
First official concept art for ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY.’
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luisa.@brinacardiganJul 10
la vida cuando méxico todavía estaba en el mundial
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TONIGHT EVERYONE WILL BE NORWEGIAN
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maddy@catgirlprostateJul 10
I'm crying bro
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Replying to @catgirlprostate
Literally first sentence on their Wikipedia page
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You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL
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this is an all time tweet to me
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g@34rthsMay 8
Looking at younger pictures of me and realizing that I'm not as ugly as I remember. I was so mean to myself
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@WomanDefinerMay 8
They're called Guatemalans and they drive El Caminos
Remarks (@remarks) profile pictureRemarks
@remarksMay 8
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Newly released Pentagon files reveal reports of "four-foot tall" beings emerging from UFOs.
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