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AlgoFlows

@algoflows

Systematic L/S trader. It’s just math all the way down.

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Joined November 2020
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You can only go as fast as slow as you can go
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To my married male followers, this is what you tell your wife today. "AI models need to be stopped. Hackers used vulnerability in IBKR 2FA as someone logged into my account and ended up buying a bunch of unprofitable tech stocks over the last year and a half."
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maybe i should be a betting guy
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AlgoFlows (@algoflows) profile pictureAlgoFlows
@algoflows12h
not a betting guy but this should make nasdaq test weekly lows at least?
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Alice *looks longingly*: Where did you get this jacket from? Jensen: Its Tom Ford. Alice *bites lips* : Jensen can you tell me how PTX-->SASS works in the CUDA compiler backend?
International Cyber Digest (@IntCyberDigest) profile pictureInternational Cyber Digest
@IntCyberDigest17h
‼️ BREAKING: US officials believe Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang is the target of a Chinese spy plot. They believe Alice Huang, a Megaspeed executive seen at his side in Taiwan, is a Chinese intelligence asset. President Trump has been briefed about the matter.
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not a betting guy but this should make nasdaq test weekly lows at least?
Chubby♨️ (@kimmonismus) profile pictureChubby♨️
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This is crazier than any spy movie: According to The New York Times, a Chinese businesswoman with close ties to Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang was passing intelligence to Beijing, and Trump was briefed but took no action. What she shared remains unclear, and U.S. officials initially believed Huang was unaware of her alleged intelligence role.
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Druck in the trenches
🤖 Made with AI
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Stan Druckenmiller (@standuquesne) profile pictureStan Druckenmiller
@standuquesne15h
I am excited to be an investor in trade(xyz) as they partner with ICE to bring 24/7 perpetual futures on Hyperliquid to the United States. As a market participant, I am looking forward to to using their innovative product to enhance my investment process.
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Don't kill yourself. People will assume you were in drawdown
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if even globex cannot fill the void in your heart you are done for my friend
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I mean we pumped a company called *checks notes* Applovin 8600% from the lows so we kinda deserve whatever is coming
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correction: A company worth 3.5 Trillion American Dollars
AlgoFlows (@algoflows) profile pictureAlgoFlows
@algoflowsOct 25
Company worth 4 Trillion American Dollars cannot identify when token consumption reaches spend cap. Must have used Gemini flash to code it.
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A lot of the dating discourse is people in different deciles of intelligence talking over each other in absolutes.
BoiltOwl (@nealjclark1) profile pictureBoiltOwl@nealjclark1Oct 27
I know it sounds stupid but girls like to be around fun. Drug dealers are fun. Musicians are fun. If you’re having trouble dating it’s because you’re not fun. That’s pretty much it
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There will be a breakup after which you lose your ability to love. That is when you become an economic unit and your sole purpose is to boost GDP per capita (nominal) till you die.
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"If you don't buy our shares you might die" is probably the best bit of all time.
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Sell side notes be like: We think all time highs on Nasdaq and S&P are possible as long as Warsh does not hike, Iran deal happens, Ukraine war stops, hyperscalers don't create capex issues, bond yields calm down, Anthropic IPO goes well & emerging markets cooperate.
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woah fable 5.5 too good
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Weekly Market Outlook Out now.
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algoflowscapital.com/p/weekl…
Weekly Market Outlook 2026/10/25

Weekly Market Outlook 2026/10/25

Fed Week

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Company worth 4 Trillion American Dollars cannot identify when token consumption reaches spend cap. Must have used Gemini flash to code it.
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The retards at Prime video show a bright ad when you pause the movie. Whichever PM green-lit this should be caned 50 times
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they were genuinely ahead of the time
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John Neil Conkle (@jnconkle) profile pictureJohn Neil Conkle
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king. there's a great taobanker post, search has been sucking, where he explains the momentum exit strategy (it's in all caps, classic) You only sell after it starts going down lol
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It is our investments in the unprofitable AI companies Laura
Laura Marín (@Lauraa_Sofiaa) profile pictureLaura Marín@Lauraa_SofiaaOct 24
Yo by 30 I’m noticing males are growing grey hairs now. Not normal. What’s in the water or the foods? Lack of vitamins?
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Gray hairs commonly start appearing in men by their mid-30s as a normal genetic part of aging, not unusual or mainly from water/food/vitamins. my.clevelandclinic.org/health/symptom… biologyinsights.com/when-do-men-st… fullyvital.com/blogs/hair-car… pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22716034/
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