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she/her 🏳️‍🌈 Journalist ♡ Writer- Is My Queer Body Not Strong Enough? ♡ Teacher ♡ Sunday School dropout ♡ Vaxxed to the maxx

South Africa
Joined March 2011
Here is the first part of my Queer Story Time. Every week, I will read a passage from the Pan-African anthology, Is My Queer Body Not Strong Enough? In celebration of #PrideMonth
Please watch till the end. What do you guys think about a weekly queer story time, where I will be reading different passages from Is My Queer Body Not Strong Enough? Maybe even a column where LGBTQIA issues can be discussed and information shared? #PrideMonth
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Amadoda look pregnant
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We live in a DA led area and we haven’t had water since last week 👍🏽 we are not voting for the DA nor ANC.
No water and no refuse collection is the best campaigning the anc can do for the da
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You'll be chilling outside, peacefully enjoying the sound of the waves as they hit the beach, then here comes Botlhale every 2 minutes asking if you're fine.
I hate travelling with socially awkward people now we have to ask every two minutes if you are fine or not. Sala. 💀👍
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James Baldwin was right when he said, “The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality.”
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Odysseus gave her a kingdom, a throne and a title. I don't think a modern man could manage even a chair.
Penelope waited 20 years for Odysseus. I don’t think a modern woman could wait even a month.
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calling a woman “creepy” because she didn’t spend her life serving a husband and raising kids is exactly why some women choose peace instead...
This bitch is 65 years old, has never been married and never had kids, and lives in a castle with her cats? That’s so creepy
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we don’t need to look as far as cape town to see why the DA shouldn’t govern johannesburg. look at tshwane. R1.7bn in water losses, R3.27bn in electricity losses, R20.9bn in consumer debt in 2024/25. use your vote wisely. helen zille is not your mayor.
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Megan thee Stallion as Dracula’s Brides for Halloween.
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Wednesday's local elections decide who runs your water, electricity connections, roads and refuse for the next five years. It's the sphere of government you touch most and scrutinise least. Here's a small guide to thinking it through, whoever you end up backing.
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Replying to @MoloiNoks
Where are the mnyama sthunzis when men abuse cheat on and abandon the people carrying their children? How do these sthunzis work?
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To know when an adult is touching them inappropriately
Why does a 3 year old need sex education?
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Believe it or not, how a party views injustices has alot to do with how the provide services at local government.
You're not woke. You're just an idiot. WTF does a party's stance on Palestine have to do with service delivery, fixing infrastructure, bringing about local economic development?People want roads fixed&taps with fully running water. The matter of Palestine can be focused on in '29
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I NEED to see this trope reversed :(
only a woman could love a monster
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"Drivers licence required" But there's no company car? Let's be serious😭
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Women without children. Women without husbands. Women with one child. Women with only female children. Women with. Women without. Women.
People are so nasty towards women without children.
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Why does she have such low self esteem she's been the star of three successful tv shows ( 4 of u count narration on gossip girl) and has voiced a Disney princess yet she's with a man who is so untalented he was forced to pivot to podcasting
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: “That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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regardless we should sacrifice one billionaire a week even just for fun
We actually SHOULD sacrifice one billionaire a week until rent is free.
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The 4th of November is not a public holiday or a day for groove, we need to go out there and reclaim our country from criminals and corrupt politicians who hate South Africans.
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“too much wet.” Local man just discovered a gurla being aroused.
Replying to @KhananiShingan1
1. failing to open your legs wide enough, always have to use my hands to hold them for you. 2. too much wet, too slippery puss. 3. being a zombie, just lying there. 4. Big hole, thats about it.
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Ndithi wena Diwali the Indian students would be absent Wednesday onwards, come back with sick ass henna. Same with the Muslim kids after Eid. Zulu kids would go 2 weeks and return with sphandlas Monday we’d all be back in assembly singing “All Things Bright and Beautiful”
We'd pray during assembly with Muslim kids standing with us. We'd leave school on a Friday early so they could go pray. Catholics would stay absent for lent and Muslim kids would be excused for Eid. Stop sowing division that doesn't exist.
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