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1st date
Aquarius: I’m not all that serious I just look like a bitch
Capricorn: I’m very serious & I’m also god
top tier example of gaslighting: nyc landlords telling tenants that the cockroaches in their apartments are actually waterbugs.
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Capricorns we still love you though you’ll never believe us. It’s like saying I love you to a wall.




























