bipedal humanoid. stress monkey. moderately badass.

Denver, CO
Joined April 2006
We warm our hands and sing and chant emphatically around a cozy fire fueled entirely by straw men.
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To female protagonists in romance novels everywhere: Have some FUCKING SELF RESPECT!!!
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A relative recently went through a terrible tragedy and could really use a helping hand. Please consider sharing or contributing if you can. gofund.me/bd2c6a90
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Flintstones fire alarm
Yes, this is really what marmots sound like. Warnings for potential predators or other dangers are given, by emitting a series of loud whistles, after which members of the colony may be seen running for cover [📹 Navarre Marshall: buff.ly/3Y1rNSz]
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Rebel at heart
Earth's inner core has stopped spinning in the same direction as the rest of the planet and might even be rotating the other way, a research is suggesting [read more: buff.ly/3iXNK5P]
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yea hit me up we’ll cancel some plans sometime
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I strongly feel that buying a book should result in immediate understanding of its contents without the pesky step of reading it. No? Well, I'll keep trying, just in case.
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Earth user manual: "It is recommended to run the planet's self-cleaning cycle every few millennia to avoid biological build-up." Ah, now I see the problem.
If Earth stopped spinning suddenly, the atmosphere would still be in motion with the Earth's original 1770km/h rotation speed at the equator. All of the land masses would be scoured clean of anything not attached to bedrock [more: go.nasa.gov/2LBY6Ct]
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One thing I'll say about the last seven years: It really brought people together who already agreed with each other.
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An older man in a fancy blazer, sat next to me on the train, just leaned over and said, apropos of nothing, "Excuse me, is Oslo an interesting city to visit?" He's a spy and was attempting to identify his contact, right?
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I want to find a mentor from the security space that can help me connect the dots between SecOps and technical SEO. Is that you?
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I felt really good about how the peephole I installed today is perfectly centered between the panels of my front door. That is until I realized that it's too high for me to reach.
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This is exactly the kind of discrimination that is going to turn our future robot overlords against us.
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Writes on chalkboard: "I will not get riled up about Twitter's mismanagement. I will not get riled up about Twitter's mismanagement. I will not..."
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Today I learned that all the smoke alarms in my house work. Also achieved a new Nest merit badge: "There is smoke in many rooms."
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Oh also: verifying your email address while your smoke alarm goes off in order to silence it is not as much fun as it sounds.
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My excellent leftover strategy: "I can't tell if this is still good. I'd better hang onto it until I'm SURE it's bad."
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Watching this almost makes me feel like I could be accomplishing more than spending my time on this app.
The bagworm moth caterpillar collects and saws little sticks to construct elaborate spiral log cabins to live in. [read more: buff.ly/3GEJYGi] [📹 salih.v.p: buff.ly/3QB2rrR] nitter.cf/tvhcaterpillar/status/…
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