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lil uzi flirt

@aliveandfun

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 steel town, canada
Joined March 2009
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*hastily typing before my wife gets home* Why women should not be allowed to be mad I forgot to take the meat out from the freezer, a thread:
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Incindery@Incindery16 May 2022
Everything u think you know about polio is “long polio.” MS is “long mono.” AIDS is “long HIV.” Viruses are nothing to fuck with, unless you want to find out.
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important thread here #DemocracyUnseen
UPoC - United Photojournalists of Canada (@PhotojsUnited) profile pictureUPoC - United Photojournalists of Canada@PhotojsUnited1 May 2022
1 Happy May Day! Did you know most photojournalism labour in Canada is freelance? It’s incredibly precarious work that’s in danger of vanishing. Imagine what your news would look like without photojournalists 🧵 #DemocracyUnseen #DemocracyUnderThreat
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putting pronouns in my bio and 45 seconds later a tesla on autopilot crashes through my living room window
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Thinking about microplastics in my body, imagining this
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People died of thirst in Ontario LTC and nobody went to jail.
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The ER at St. Mary's Hospital will be closed overnight til Friday due to a staffing shortage. This is just one of several hospital ERs closing temporarily for this reason. The Ford government won't keep nursing and other HCWs by cutting their salaries and not protecting them.
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Noah ✵ (@noahdonotcare) profile picture
Noah ✵
@noahdonotcare10 Apr 2022
“u look tired" bro im literally going insane
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It’s official, @amazonlabor has just created the first unionized Amazon warehouse in the United States!
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too many of you have strayed from these core tenants
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Anshumi@anshumidave26 Mar 2022
Friendly reminder once again: No matter what @fordnation says, 3000 beds is just beds. Furniture cannot save your life. There’s still an appalling shortage of nurses because he has still not agreed to #RepealBill124
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kira 👾
@kirawontmiss23 Mar 2022
teachers really be like “your education means the world to me” but won’t round up my 59% to a 90
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Incredible survey result from the Dallas Fed. A major factor in gas prices today.
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remember when a serial killer was allowed to roam free targeting the lgbt community in toronto and mark saunders blamed us for it
Toronto Star (@TorontoStar) profile pictureToronto Star
@TorontoStar22 Mar 2022
Former Toronto police chief Mark Saunders to run for Progressive Conservatives. Saunders will run in the Toronto riding of Don Valley West in this spring’s provincial election. torstar.co/OR8y50IpOQi
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Sam Taggart@samttaggart22 Mar 2022
School is like ok lemme get you up to speed on all the wars you missed before you go to your job forever
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tfw conservatives find out that poor people might be able to go to the dentist
Theo Fleury (@TheoFleury14) profile pictureTheo Fleury
@TheoFleury1422 Mar 2022
NDP/Liberal coalition??? We’ve now reached full on insanity. The next 3 years will be horrific for Canada. There won’t be anything left. Canada is finished. The amount of suffering will be of epic moronic proportions. Buckle up if you thought this was ugly it’s about to get worse
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