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since 1994 🚫 FUCK YOU IF YOU DISAPPROVE 🚫

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Joined July 2009
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Eduardo Bolsonaro has completely lost his mind! Just as The New York Times exposed his brother Flávio Bolsonaro to the world as a defeated presidential candidate who fled Brazil, is under investigation, and is the son of a convicted coup plotter, Eduardo is taking the family’s international disgrace to another level. Now, from American soil, Eduardo is comparing Brazil to Iran, praising Donald Trump’s actions against the Iranian regime, and suggesting that the longer action against Brazil is delayed, the greater the cost of the eventual “solution.” This is the same former Brazilian lawmaker who previously suggested that American F-35 fighter jets and warships could be deployed to Brazil. Let that sink in: a politician convicted by Brazil’s Supreme Court is using American territory to promote rhetoric suggesting foreign intervention against a democratic nation. American lawmakers should immediately call for Eduardo Bolsonaro’s deportation through lawful procedures. The United States must not become a platform for escalating hostility, encouraging foreign interference, or fueling unnecessary tensions between two democratic nations. Brazil is not Iran. Brazil is a democracy. And the Brazilian people have already spoken through the ballot box. The Bolsonaro family’s refusal to accept electoral defeat must not become a diplomatic crisis between Brazil and the United States.
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KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK qual é Talarico – at Santo André, Brasil
I’m going viral in Brazil right now... Apparently “talarico” is Brazilian slang for “wife-stealer.” 😂 Olá, Brazil! 🇧🇷 I’m just making good public policy here in Texas — I promise I won’t steal your girl.
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"Que delícia que peguei capa foil do OoT" Realidade: Quem pegou digital já está jogando e eu ainda esperando a mídia física chegar 😪😪😪 – at Mauá, Brasil
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The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time Remake has a 96 Metacritic Average based on 80 reviews. Ocarina of Time not only has the highest review average of any Switch 2 game, but it's the highest reviewed game of 2026 (so far). This is a repeat of 1998!
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GTA VI vai ter trabalho demais pra bater isso aqui KKKKKK – at São Caetano do Sul, Brasil
É O GOTY NÃO TEM JEITO
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A Toyota mano 😳
Six drivers, six multiple WRC event winners 🤝 Is Toyota's 2027 lineup the best ever?
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é verdade q tem pessoas que NÃO TEM aquela voz dentro da cabeça que fala VÁRIAS COISAS o TEMPO TODO?????? Tipo vc vai pegar um café aí tem uma voz q fala sobre o cheiro, outra q fala sobre o agronegócio, outra q fala tudo q essas vozes tão falando em inglês.
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Oxe, tira SP disso aí, quem gosta de sulista são só eles mesmos, nós somos do SUDESTE, não queremos ser sulista não, Deus me livre – at Santo André, Brasil
🇧🇷 The day after Lula's “win,” a PL state deputy in Santa Catarina promised a plebiscite on whether the South should stay in Brazil. Look at the numbers: – SP, PR, RS and SC are the whitest states in Brazil and produce almost half of Brazil's GDP. – São Paulo gets back about R$10 in federal transfers for every R$100 it pays in federal taxes. Paraná, R$35. – SP and SC have the lowest homicide rates in the country. The national rate is three times higher. – Flávio won 62.6% in the South. Lula won nationally with 51.8%. – They pay the bill and get “outvoted” every four years. Maybe it's time to at least talk about it.
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A fuga de Flávio e o manifesto divulgado por ele hoje não deixam dúvidas: o sucessor de Jair enterrou o bolsonarismo. Está na hora de construirmos uma alternativa para o Brasil, e não será com as lideranças políticas que apoiaram Flávio.
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Flavio Bolsonaro, I hear you have never worked a day in your life. Now that Brazil is working to freeze your assets, it appears you now seek to be a leech on the American taxpayer’s dime. That won’t fly here. You see, there’s an election here in a few days, and just like you, the right-wing traitors will see a historic defeat. I feel very confident that Democrats will use their new mandate to defund your new luxury life here, while you await deportation, so we can spend it on more important things, like *our* health care. *Our* children deserve to go to a doctor more than your jet-setting. Then, for the first time ever, you will have to get a job, but if we Americans have it our way, no one will hire you. Your dad’s Trump and Rubio’s grift of the American taxpayer is coming to an end real soon! Your deportation will follow. Enjoy!
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Every cent Trump uses to harbor this fugitive Bolsonaro must be investigated by Democrats. Any money to protect and transport him must be shut down when we take back Congress. I don’t want our tax dollars subsidizing this THUG!!!!!
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🚨PESSOAL, URGENTE🚨 SENTA O DEDO E SPALHA 👇 #DeportTheBolsonaros
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O Flávio preferiu fugir para os EUA do que abrir o sigilo dele. Mas ele é honesto, pô.
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Brazilian Loser Flavio Bolsonaro, who lost the presidential election, has been ordered to surrender his passport. Take note America, this is how corrupt leaders should be treated.
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CARAIO KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK A MINA ESCREVEU UMA CARTA PRO ELON MUSK PORQUE ELA ACHA QUE A ELEIÇÃO FOI FRAUDE – at Santo André, Brasil
Dear Mr. Musk, @elonmusk My name is Laiza Galvão. I am a Brazilian citizen living in Bahia, and I am writing because of serious doubts about the electronic voting system used in our elections. The machines, called urnas eletrônicas, record the votes and send the data to central computers. Many people here, including myself, have looked at the official graphs and numbers and cannot make them match ordinary statistical expectations or the patterns from earlier elections. The curves change in ways that look unnatural, and ordinary citizens have almost no access to the machines themselves, the software that runs them, or a clear view of how the data travels from the polling place to the final count. Your companies design rockets, build electric cars that actually work, and solve technical problems most governments cannot handle. I am not asking for a political statement or any kind of campaign. I am asking whether a small group of the mathematicians and engineers who already work with you could spend a limited amount of time examining this as a technical question: how the urnas store and transmit the votes, whether the published results can be reproduced from the claimed inputs, and whether the graphs that were released are consistent with an unmodified counting process. A short, rigorous mathematical review that others can check would either confirm that the system works as claimed or show exactly where it does not. You have often said that verifiable engineering and transparency matter more than institutional assurances. That principle applies here. If the same people who calculate orbital mechanics and battery chemistry can also look at a voting system and its data flows, the result would be useful no matter which side anyone prefers. I am willing to share the public data sets, the official documents that exist, and any other information that might help. Thank you for reading this. Sincerely, Laiza Galvão Bahia, Brazil October 26, 2026
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Em um dia petista não trabalha! No outro: Demitam todos os petista! Quem não trabalha é @FlavioBolsonaro e a bancada do PL!
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Bolsonarismo é doença, acho que perdi uma amizade de quase 20 anos pra isso. É triste rapazeada. – at Santo André, Brasil
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Imagina ser tan ignorante que los multimillonarios te han hecho creer que la atención médica y un salario digno son comunismo.
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