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Adventurer, but people keep saying I should stop drinking. A proud ambassador of all things potato, especially fried. Software Engineer

Lisboa
Joined March 2021
Чюваки не пропустите дроп
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Чувствую какое то счастье слушая музыку в ванне с открытым окном
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В ебенях
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Кто играет в DMZ?
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Да как вы видите что то с закрытыми глазами, как?????
I have aphantasia. The other day I was describing it to my wife and she was like "wdym see images in your head it's just a metaphor you dum dum". Well, this is how she learned she has aphantasia as well. It's been three days and she's interrogating all our friends and extended family and still can't get over the fact that people are able to just close their eyes and see images. She's an artist an a graphic designer btw
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Заезжаешь на платную парковку, чтоб не парится где оставил машину, а шлагбаум на въезде берет и падает тебе на крышу СУКА
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Чет натыкал рандомно
:) Тест на черты темной и светлой триад | PrismaTest prismatest.com/ru/tests/dark…
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Не понял конечно прикола, что в обсидиан войс транскрипт с ограниченным набором языков
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Aleksandr retweeted
WebSummit on next week in Lisbon meanwhile the guy from Cloudflare who hired tons of people just got his residence denied “Portugal, the tech and AI capital of Europe” 😂
just received notice that an Eng leader here at Cloudflare who moved to Portugal from the US has had his residency permit denied in the months he has been waiting for one, he has hired five full-time engineers and six interns here in Lisbon. alongside the hundreds of others we employ here @govpt @mpresidencia_pt the immigration insanity here is making it increasingly hard to just operate a tech office in Lisbon much less grow one
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This is funny: I tried to join a Discord server and now my account is "at risk" @discord
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Когда никто не пришел в костюме на вечеринку кроме тебя
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Зашел в твиттер чтоб спросить про revolut, а тут уже
Так, ну че, кажется, @Revolut опять упал.
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Based on everything you know about me, roast and don’t hold back. Say it in Russian slang Just like this, but add way more Russian swear words
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Блять, какая же жиза
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А вот и подработка, пока нищеброды
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