🎃 I don't know who I am anymore

We're best friends

2026 is going to be my year

Overheard my boyf watching some football TV coverage today and can I just say- I was pleasantly surprised by how often they use the phrase "tight end".

The male loneliness epidemic has produced some of my favorite emo records

What's coming up for you right now?

My man you can't say xeet on the radio

Remember human centipede like what in the actual fuck

I asked ai to show me what it would look like if Adam Driver and Michael Cera had a baby. The results were shocking!

I'm So Hungry but to the tune of Bye Bye Birdie

If my notes app ever got leaked the filename would be i-watched-the-new-pete-davidson-show-from-start-to-finish-while-tripping-on-shrroms.txt

Casually asking what your star sign is and what insecure attachment style you have in the same sentence.

A postal service cover band called such great vibes

Boar on the floor no more :(

Not trying to be funny or controversial I just came here to say I hate soaps shaped like dessert because I know what soap tastes like and it's not good.

Disappointed there's no @Combos presence at pax east

Just found out that chat gbt isn't for fun and I'm pissed

You think Netflix is in trouble now but can you imagine what would happen if they removed Gilmore Girls?

My cat's hair is fucking everywhere and all I can think is Chris Carrabba is told us it would be this way.

Using * to correct ones own spelling mistake in a text message was invented by the Catholic church

Are y'all gonna watch the HBO adaptation of Among Us?

I got stung by a bee, I can't tell you where. I got stung by a bee, I was just lying there. It tattooed a message- I can't let you see- that spells out "hello! You've been stung by a bee!" -Marilyn Monroe