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apinz 🤘

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live, laugh, toaster bath 🧼

Joined August 2010
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the way this isn’t an edit is crazy he’s an actual rat
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arvo färt@arvofartOct 22
I’m old enough to remember when you shit your pants
Kaitlin Bennett (@KaitMarieox) profile pictureKaitlin Bennett
@KaitMarieoxOct 22
I'm old enough to remember when Bernie Sanders used to criticize millionaires but switched the word to Billionaires when he started getting rich 🧐
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“Quién demonios escucha a One Direction todavía” Yo de la nada:
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kate@buddiesdevilsOct 6
being a devils fan is exhausting because if you like jack hughes it’s only because you want to get into his pants but if you don’t like jack hughes then you’re not a real fan? like im sorry??
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jannel⁸⁶@jnnl36Oct 6
wouldn't i have chosen a better team if i was lying
ms. soup (@usfcardsfan) profile picturems. soup@usfcardsfanOct 5
#ok
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googling the right prompt to have it give me quaaludes
Valuetainment (@valuetainment) profile pictureValuetainment
@valuetainmentOct 5
JUST IN: Utah becomes the first U.S. state to allow AI to prescribe medication without direct doctor review.
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Utah has approved a limited AI sandbox pilot (Nolla Health) allowing AI to prescribe certain low-risk acne medications after an initial phased review period. This is not unrestricted AI prescribing of any medication. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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this picture is harry styles or niall horan extremely hard edition
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“where do broken hearts go?” honestly, here:
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first @Wendys and now @BurgerKing .. CHANGE. YOUR. SWEET. AND. SOUR. BACK. -pregnant lady.
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Monte Syrie
@MonteSyrieAug 28
It’s cool to like Dolly Parton. And I am so glad that so many of us did. But it’s cooler to act like Dolly Parton. I hope more of us will. We can all do better.
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WE FLY WHERE THE FUCK WE WANT!!!
Donald J Trump (@lockDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J Trump@lockDonaldTrumpAug 27
CANADIAN GEESE WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO FLY SOUTH TO THE UNITED STATES FOR WINTER! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. DJT!!!
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amanda@jailedamandaJul 4
Rosie O’Donnell is doing incredible voice work in Tarzan. Every gorilla should have a heavy Long Island accent.
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A Salute to All Nations, but Mostly America!
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If you had given me 1000 guesses at the officiant, Adam Sandler wouldn’t have even been 1001.
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Drew Smith
@DrewDisneyDudeJul 4
Whew, boy! Hottest 4th of July we’ve had in years!
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I couldn’t love this guy more.
Hunter Biden (@HunterBiden) profile pictureHunter Biden
@HunterBidenJul 3
Replying to @pr_queenTrump @realDonaldTrump
Just to be clear I was NOT a failed crackhead. I was an extremely accomplished crackhead? Have a great day and Happy 4th!
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Carl Scholten@scholten_cJul 3
“We played one night game a year…” 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Paul Anleitner (@PaulAnleitner) profile picturePaul Anleitner
@PaulAnleitnerJul 3
The Sandlot has the single greatest vision of American life ever put on film. This scene is what it’s all about. 🇺🇸
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"Kids shouldn't be into politics!" Yeah well, politicians shouldn't be into kids, but…here we are.
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Everywhere he goes, God is showing his displeasure.
Mike Carter (@MikeCarterTV) profile pictureMike Carter@MikeCarterTVJul 3
BREAKING: Half-dollar sized hail at Mount Rushmore ahead of President Trump’s speech tonight.
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Dana Wessel
@DanaWesselJul 4
It will forever bother me that Sandlot gets grouped with other 90s youth sports underdog movies. It's so much more than that. It's one of the of the greatest coming-of-age movies of all time. It's not a baseball movie. It's a friendship movie.
Paul Anleitner (@PaulAnleitner) profile picturePaul Anleitner
@PaulAnleitnerJul 3
The Sandlot has the single greatest vision of American life ever put on film. This scene is what it’s all about. 🇺🇸
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