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Almabyself

@almathemaine

maybe i'm the answer to your prayers 🫠 maybe i have a god complex 🤷🏿‍♀️

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Joined May 2012
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i like how Pitbull says his name at the start of all his songs so i have time to change the station.
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Wtf do they even teach you in medial school who tf looks at that abdomen and go "yeah you're just fat and need to work out"
hennessy (@isisilomilo) profile picturehennessy@isisilomiloOct 27
Literally why I don’t trust doctors, this poor girl :[
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explaining why ai is bad to an adult feels like this all the time
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When you’re halfway through the Beatles biopics and Ringo suddenly becomes yassified
Daily Mail (@DailyMail) profile pictureDaily Mail
@DailyMailOct 26
Barry Keoghan undergoes a £4,500 cosmetic treatment
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Stand McStand@Neil_McNeilOct 27
“Drag is inherently sexual” and it's just Elmo dressed as Miranda Priestly
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@PopCraveOct 27
Elmo as Meryl Streep in ‘The Devil Wears Prada’ for Halloween.
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☆@r8oh8Oct 27
I think literally everyone predicted that as AI becomes more mainstream. More high end brands will emphasize hand drawn stuff lol
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@StreetFashion01Oct 27
Prada’s new campaign! They hired Legendary ex-Disney artist John Pomery and even used his process sketches in the campaign🥹
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I can tell this was not made by a woman
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@Playyy__boiiOct 26
Ranking the most unattractive male qualities.
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۟@ragingxngxlOct 27
I hate when people use side quest wrong, just seen someone post “picking my kid from the daycare, I’m always on some sidequest 🤣” side Quest?!? NIGGA THATS YOUR LIFE
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kristi@leequadyewOct 28
Dear corporate baddies. Teams is a monitored chat
F (@airfryer27) profile pictureF@airfryer27Oct 27
Uncle was doing a madness on the district line
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La Chiquita@la_ROCA__Oct 27
Asked a coworker his favorite color during an icebreaker and he quickly responded "blue. cause I'm a man."
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I went to a meme halloween party but everyone thought i was the “this is fine” dog instead of the much cooler and hipper fire-related dog meme i was actually dressed up as :(
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MAE@maedizzle22Oct 28
When I tell u i SCREAMEDDDD😭😭😭
Kendricks Heart (@kendrickshearts) profile pictureKendricks Heart@kendricksheartsOct 28
Middle age white woman accuses Drake of stealing her entire outfit
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Kinda reminds me of this
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vic 🦢 nsfwtwt (@pentagasmss) profile picturevic 🦢 nsfwtwt@pentagasmssOct 26
everybody fw cnc until you wanna be the rapist
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🍲@soupsideOct 27
got no change sorry brotha
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 27
Noah Wyle for People’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026. 📸: Jeff Lipsky
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binny 𐙚@burkinababeeOct 27
why has this occurred on 3 separate occasions
ashlee ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ (@REINE4NOIRE) profile pictureashlee ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚@REINE4NOIREOct 27
Replying to @MegaTakesATwit
OH JESUS THE HOLY TRINITY
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A24BLACK@mikeandawldatOct 27
I know the production team was so fucking gagged like wtf bruh😭
best of léa seydoux (@badpostseydoux) profile picturebest of léa seydoux@badpostseydouxOct 27
Léa Seydoux tries some of the finest French and British delicacies for ELLE UK.
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y’all really do treat her like Meg Griffin because how the hell you found a problem with her costume even😭😭
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u can see the decline in literacy through this
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@PopCraveOct 27
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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p.@sixinchbeysOct 27
having this specific combination of ethnicities in your friend group KDJSJSKSJSN
es ★ VISIONQUEST era (@lolatungcore) profile picturees ★ VISIONQUEST era@lolatungcoreOct 26
i love gay halloween because wdym you’re the adults poster
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mo@toxicsavantOct 27
one time a woman accused me of being a prostitute and called the cops on me bc i was taking too long at an atm and was depositing a big stack of small bills (pizza delivery) and when the cop showed up he literally asked me why i didnt just run off
sam 🐡 (@messygirI) profile picturesam 🐡@messygirIOct 26
If someone calls the cops on u for something stupid do u have to wait for them or can u just leave
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mia 🕷️@lumaxswiftOct 27
imagine getting sexiest man of the year and NO ONE agrees 😭😭😭😭 id kms
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