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The Next 700 "The Next 700" Papers
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I call it “breakfast”
Does this drink have a name: - shot of espresso - in seltzer/soda water - served iced
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me: kinda fucked up how many people are offloading their whole lives to muse or instinct or grokbot or whatever claude: yeah
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So the log_softmax bug arxiv.org/abs/2610.31642 that's been making the rounds. TorchLean also had the same problem (fixed in github.com/lean-dojo/TorchLe…). How come? This example is pretty illustrative of the proper mindset you need when working on formal verification. 🧵
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The MTA has incredible time travel powers. 15 minutes ago, the next R train came in 9 minutes. Now it comes in 5 minutes!
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At the PyTorch conference today and tomorrow, come and say hi! We have lots of swag!
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potion seller
do NOT go see you can see everything in the first row
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Everybody needs to go see You Can See Everything right now
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sent myself a text and then got excited when my phone vibrated. 😭😪
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After 5 months, 385 citations, and 50 pages I’m excited to finally share the preprint of the survey paper my collaborators and I have been working on: 

 sainati.pl/gpu-survey-prepri… We wanted to put it on arXiv but tragically they don't take survey papers anymore.
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Just landed at SFO. Will be at SPLASH this week! I’m here in my dual capacities as (a) co-author of “Fail Faster: Staging and Fast Randomness for High Performance PBT”, and (b) employee of the tee shirt company!
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Home from SPLASH. Sorry for all the folks I wanted to catch up with but didn’t! It was a 3 day trip and I was sort of sick for the first 1.5 days :( But saw a lot of fun stuff in the final 1.5 days.
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Managed to get one good conference dinner in!
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Lambda term on the Williamsburg bridge??
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Joe retweeted
> i ask Claude if the program is verified > he says yes > i ask if he verified the program or a smaller, better-behaved program he imagined > he laughs and says “it’s verified sir” > i use the program > it has a bug
I used Opus 5.5 to formally verify the Claude Agent SDK using Lean. A couple short prompts = 16 PRs fixing various bugs and race conditions. Video attached. TLA+ also works well. I sometimes combine Lean and TLA+ to look for issues around data flow, concurrency, and state mgmt. I don't know either language well, but Claude is excellent at both. This approach is super useful for formally modeling your code and finding bugs that a human probably wouldn't have spotted. Is formal verification the future of coding (or at least, bug finding)?
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100 problems is nothing, in programming languages we routinely solve exactly the next 700 problems
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Unbelievably cool job
We're hiring developers to work on Hegel (property-based testing for ~every language) in London with me, and are struggling a bit to source candidates, so I wrote a less professional post about why this is the coolest job ever and you should apply. drmaciver.com/2026/09/come-w…
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In 2022 I watched Tiafoe lose a brutal match to Kyrgios in front of a hometown crowd at the DC open. Been a big fan of his ever since. Hard to watch him lose again last night :( Look forward to the day he makes a major final.
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Is there even a Tribeca pediatrics *in* Tribeca?
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So the “10% it kills everyone” people. What do they think P(it kills 5% of people in a year) is? Surely they can’t believe “either nobody or everybody dies w.p. 0.1”
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