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ELIZABETH HOLMES: of course it worked. the lights turned on. it was on the cloud
NATHAN FIELDER: ok. but you know what feelings are, right? like you have them?
WEIRD COCAINE HUSBAND: [watching youtube at 2x speed] babe it says here the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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Iโm crying man USMNT twitter just calling our players pussies for 12 hours straight while Brazilian Twitter is writing thesis projects on Neopentecostalism contributing to the downfall of the fabric of the national team
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Letโs all remember, Canada and the US finished in the same round of the World Cup and we didnโt need Mark Carney to call FIFA to rescind the broken leg of Kone
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Getting dogwalked by a washed Belgium after getting the president to rig the game, maybe the most embarrassing performance of this tournament
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Deni saw Ja throw a grenade into a crowd of innocent people and begged the Blazers to trade for him
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Arsenal hoodie on walking around campus in Melbourne today and had people congratulating me like I myself scored Havertzโs winner against Burnley.
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Me telling Wenger to hold 8 goals to United in 2011 so we can sign Mertesacker and Arteta
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During a recent transfer window, a secret meeting was arranged for Mikel Arteta and one of Arsenalโs top targets. The plan was for it to be a relaxed sort of occasion.
It soon became clear, though, that Arteta was in no mood for casual chit-chat. Not long after the player arrived, the Arsenal manager asked to take him into another room. Just the two of them. No others allowed.
What followed, Telegraph Sport understands, was the most extraordinary set of noises. Arteta could be heard banging on tables, slamming on walls, jumping around the room and shouting. He had a presentation prepared, about how the player would fit into Arsenalโs set-up, and he delivered it with chest-thumping, hair-raising passion.
When the pair finally emerged, the player was wide-eyed and dazed. Almost like he had been brainwashed. He never fully explained to his advisors what had been said, but he was absolutely clear about his intentions. โI want to play for Arteta,โ he told his agent.
@SamJDean looks at how Artetaโs unique methods drove Arsenal to end their 22-year wait for the title โฌ๏ธ
telegraph.co.uk/football/202โฆ
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Nice kit. Unwearable tho
Israeli-founded company Deel advertised on sleeve
Airline owned by one of worldโs most brutal dictatorships advertised on front
Then thereโs Adidas, one-time sponsor of Israel Football Association
One big advert for genocide and apartheid. Disgusting
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The way this page puts some words in capital letters makes things ten times funnier
๐จ BREAKING: Fede Valverde suffered from TEMPORARY AMNESIA after getting knocked out.
He was FORGETTING THINGS. @elchiringuitotv
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I am genuinely too autistic to be Arab. I cannot deal with this whole "honour" thing about saying no when you mean yes. "Oh no need to pay" you want my money, why are you lying to me. You did a service, why are you doing this. JUST SAY YES. You're torturing me.

































