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I stream old Call of Duty’s 👾 #FuckActivision. Part-time streamer, Full-time clown 🤡 Eat, sleep, and breathe 🏀 and ⚽️. #LakeShow #Arsenal #SportingKC

Columbia, MO
Joined June 2009
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Since Halo 3 is trending I want to point out that gaming peaked with Halo 3 and MW2. It’s been downhill since then.
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Bill Simmons says he’s not a fan of how Luka Dončić plays the game. “This is the most insufferable he’s ever been.”
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Built to play. Not to pet. Enter for a chance win! Follow and repost with #XbiteSweepstakes for a chance to win the one-of-a-kind playable XBOX Series X-BITE. No Purchase Necessary. US/DC/PR 18+. Ends on 11/10/26. Rules: xbx.lv/4Aa9IUP
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They literally made DEI the video game and wondered why it failed
Whenever I get angry I watch the Concord character selects
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As shitty of a president as he is, you gotta admit he’s pretty damn funny
Trump: If you are in doubt about somebody's name from the Middle East, just say Mohammed. You have about a 65% chance. I've done it for years now. I've never been wrong.
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Arguably the greatest two-sport athlete
Sunday League ⚽️
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Take me back
How every night in 2009 looked.
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Anax Taco retweeted
The Halo OpenCE Experience™
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Refs not even trying to hide it anymore lmao Patrick Mahomes — Roughing the Passer Athan Kaliakmanis — Welcome to the NFL 😭
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Imagine Biden doing this, they’d lose their fucking minds Lmaoo
If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all adult citizens in the United States of America, $5,000! Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This repeats a promise Trump made in September 2026. The US has approximately 250 million adult citizens so the total cost would be over 1.25 trillion dollars. Congress must approve any such federal spending. nytimes.com/2026/09/10/us/… pbs.org/newshour/polit…
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Hot take. Nadeshot has always been scum
Roobet’s biggest loser is back for a FULL WEEK. October’s trip is finally here and I’ll be live 8-10 hours a day for the next eight days. I’m on the worst run I’ve ever experienced. Last 4 months have been a massacre. That changes today. LIVE ON KICK NOW. @Roobet
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If ea sports was a teacher
An Iowa substitute teacher has been fired after offering students extra credit if they gave money for her trip to Ecuador
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Transform your Xbox controller WIN this custom Halo controller shell 👇TO ENTER ☑️ Follow @extremeconsoles ☑️ Like & Share ☑️ Please Tag a Friend Worldwide entry 🌎 ends Monday 5th October 2026 4pm BST
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5 year old siblings in the back of the car for no reason:
"He pointed at me"
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Yo @GoatAnax I’m bout to come to the Aces-Fever game and point at her the whole time
I honestly didn’t think A’ja Wilson was this soft…
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Can’t touch Mahomes I thought this was football
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Every time Ronaldo misses he throws himself to the ground to make it look like the shot was harder than it was 😂
Ronaldo couldn't believe he didn't finish this
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How was that not a first down. These refs man
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Society peaked when this commercial was on the airwaves
Starburst Berries & Cream commercial (2007)
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This team will be the death of me
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Life is so unfair man
We lost a young Pokémon star who touched the hearts of so many. 🥺💔 Avery the Poke Kid, the beloved Pokémon content creator who inspired hundreds of thousands of people with his journey, has passed away at the age of 12. Avery became known for his love of Pokémon cards, his pack-opening videos, and his incredible positivity while battling cancer. His story brought together a huge Pokémon community that supported him throughout his journey. Just days before his passing, Avery achieved one of his biggest dreams — reaching 100,000 YouTube subscribers and receiving his Silver Play Button. 🥹❤️ His parents shared the heartbreaking news on September 19, 2026, after Avery had recently entered hospice care following the progression of his cancer. His smile, love for Pokémon, and the joy he brought to so many people will not be forgotten. Rest in peace, Avery. 🕊️❤️
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