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I'm me

Chelmsford
Joined February 2009
Never work with animals or children......Or fuck them.
13 month old boy shot dead in Georgia. If only he'd had his own gun he could have defended himself. #landofthefree
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Fun recording Episode 5 of @PanicStationsUK with @AndyIsntfunny which can be heard now on @stitcher and #Itunes & Hello to @EllieJaneTaylor
Caught the first few minutes of #strictly - Bruce looks like a broken papier mâché robot from the dark corners of a child's nightmare.
So fucking BORED! Why don't people start the night early anymore!
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Could have done with a few more hours kip but "fuck it"
This avoiding alcohol malarkey is tricky: Feel better and more in control but also am a MILLION times more dull and yet more easily bored.
Well, this year just gets better and better!
At hooga forthe acoustic night. Little bored waiting for it to start And no one I know here. Right, let the heavy drinking begin......
Another Friday night of trawling across Chelmsford on my own seeking out people to drink with whilst enjoying awesome err and music....
Well, that's a pile of shite and no mistake. Anyone want to make me feel slightly more shit? What a year....
"the bats are coming back and it's only nine days until a wedding" Dundundaaaaaah
Off to be a judge tonight with a record company guy, the chap from marmalade and a chap from iron maiden. #outofmydepth ?
So far, tyrannosaur is very good but I'm gonna need to watch something ridiculous and cheery after I fear.
Avengers avengers avengers avengers #AvengersAssemble ! I am a 32 year old man child.
Mark lawson is brilliant but also a fish human hybrid.