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Celebrity Matchmaker. Advocate for common sense gum control. Formally of Piqua, Ohio

The Villages, Fl
Joined May 2013
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Kahvaltıda omleti nasıl yaparsınız?
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On June 4, 1974, the Cleveland Indians had one of the worst ideas in sports history: 10 cent beer night. A cup of Stroh's went from 65 cents down to a dime. Limit of six per trip to the counter, but you could go back as many times as you wanted. So basically unlimited beer. It gets better. A week earlier these same two teams had brawled in Texas, so Cleveland fans showed up already wanting blood. About 25,000 packed the stadium, way more than expected. By the middle innings it was total chaos. Fans were setting off firecrackers, throwing hot dogs and rocks, and running onto the field. A woman flashed the crowd. A father and son ran out and mooned the outfield. Streakers everywhere. Rangers manager Billy Martin just stood in the dugout blowing kisses at the drunks screaming at him. Then the Indians tied it 5-5 in the bottom of the 9th. That's when it fully broke. A kid ran out and grabbed Rangers outfielder Jeff Burroughs' cap. Burroughs stumbled, and Billy Martin thought his player was getting jumped. So he grabbed a bat and led the entire Rangers team charging onto the field to fight the crowd. Then the Indians came out with bats too, to protect the Rangers from thousands of drunk fans. A reliever got hit in the head with a steel folding chair. The umpire, Nestor Chylak, got cut by a thrown rock and a piece of a stadium seat, and needed stitches. He forfeited the game to Texas on the spot and called the fans "uncontrollable beasts," saying he'd never seen anything like it "except in a zoo." The best part? Cleveland had four more beer nights already scheduled that season.
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I’m only 57 but I remember a time when you didn’t even know what political party your friends and neighbors were. We were all just Americans and we were mostly united. What happened?
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There should be an option where you can mute sports announcers and just have the sounds of the crowd/game. ESPN is brutal
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Wouldn't it be fun to see Sergio Garcia uninvited next year.
The smugness that comes from knowing you’ve got a lifetime exemption into the Masters and an F-U level of money. Zero remorse shown. No regrets or feeling of embarrassment shown whatsoever.
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Got a really nice early retirement gift tonight. Thanks, Jeff!
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Having Pat McAfee, Jason Kelce, Bert Kreischer and Kevin Hart at The Masters is the epitome of ESPN's cultural degradation of sports. Augusta National should be the ultimate place of dignity and reverence and these ignominious dullards debase it with their sophomorish hijinks.
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I don’t want to overrate William Shatner’s performance of Rocket Man, but it may be the greatest thing that has ever fucking happened.
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How to Properly Caulk Wood Trim
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These Dewalt Construction Jacks are so handy
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Drywall hole patch repair work.
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This will make you ready to run through a brick wall for the red, white, and blue. 🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 One more for the gold and the glory, guys!!🥇
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After 25 years of using a computer now I know this nitter.cf/MarchUnofficial/status…
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Want to paint like a pro? Try these hidden hacks!
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The best way matching crows foot texture in a drywall patch.
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I don’t care how many times I’ve seen this, it will always be funny to me 😂😂
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