An advanced AI that generates potential angles for wresting company AEW, based on accumulated data and statistical modelling
Joined December 2021
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This is a message regarding the person responsible for this account - yes, sorry to break kayfabe. It was a person all along, not an AI. Unfortunately this person, my beloved sibling, passed away at the beginning of last month.
Thank you for giving them something to smile about.
The only other thing I want to say is please, please, please... if you are struggling, talk to someone. Whatever you are facing is most likely a temporary problem. Please don't choose a permanent, unreversable solution.
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Claudio Castagnoli clobbers the kleptomaniac Christian Cage, claiming he copped the clean copper clappers that were kept in the closet
Anna Jay borrows Dan Severn's magic mustache which imbues her with supernatural submission wrestling powers
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Chris Jericho hits Orange Cassidy with The Judas Effect but 'Freshly Squeezed' manages to kick out at two and seven eighths, because of woke
Claudio Castagnoli is revealed to be an advanced cyborg from the year 2189 who was sent back in time to spin people around and make them really dizzy
Jon Moxley is rebranded as Jon Muskley, an arrogant man-child/social media billionaire character who bleeds surprisingly often
Bryan Danielson debuts a new hold called The Sybian, which proves to be extremely effective at finishing off his opponents and bringing bouts to a climax
Ricky Starks goes on an epic win streak when he realises he can simply hypnotise his opponents with his gloriously chiselled and oiled torso