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Building Experiential Brands

Mumbai, India
Joined September 2009
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India has successfully converted an electronic device into a socioeconomic indicator. iPhone = well settled. Latest iPhone = doing very well. Pro Max = rishta pakka samjhein? No iPhone = “Beta, sab theek hai na?” 😂 Forget GDP. We have a new national KPI. #iphone18 #newiphone
Epic roasting of Apple iphone 😂
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Now, the most important question: “Sir, bill 2000 lekin payment kaise karenge?” UPI → ₹2008 Credit Card → ₹2040 Cash → ₹2000 But wait, Banks have stopped giving ₹2000 notes 🤩 Govt → MDR is needed, payment revolution’s infra isn’t free Merchant → Grossing up is my right.
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$127bn into FCNR. RBI absorbs the FX hedging cost. Banks get leverage against deposits. But why is no one asking about the rate hike risks the borrower carries for the $ borrowed at floating rates: RBI can hedge the rupee. It cannot hedge the Fed! Period.
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The Fed says “soft landing.” The bond market says “seatbelts on.” 🚀 🚀 🚀 🐂 👁️ 🎯
10 year 4.90 30 year 5.45 If you see this levels be prepared for turbulence in world markets Indian market is immune to data
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Now the Fed & BoJ have no choice. Oil >$100. INR >₹96. Global yields rising. India gets the bill either way. Central banks fighting inflation & Markets fighting gravity. The global rate domino is falling. Someone forgot to tell the bulls the party has a cover charge. 🐂
🔊 The ECB raised its key interest rate to 2.5% as energy-driven inflation persists. Hear more in the Reuters World News podcast afternoon update reut.rs/4h0fYXC
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₹20k Cr → 1200 km → 74 MT additional freight capacity. Headline: Railway expansion CAPEx. Think: multiplier effect in Steel → Cement → EPC → Electricals → Signalling → Wagons etc. Lower logistics costs, faster freight movement & higher industrial throughput.
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245 million Americans × $5,000 = $1.2T liquidity. Forget the Fed. Trump just became the market’s biggest catalyst. 😂📈 Hint: #BuyTheFuckinDip 🤣
BREAKING: President Trump says he will issue a $5,000 "dividend" to every adult citizen in the US if the Republicans win the midterm elections. There are currently ~245 million US citizens age 18+, meaning this dividend would cost ~$1.2 trillion. This would mark the biggest economic stimulus payment since the pandemic.
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GDP: 7.8% growth 📈 Portfolio: “Hold my cake.” 🍰😂
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A million-dollar edge, built on first principles, taught and shared for free by an IIT professor for anyone willing to learn. Democratization of knowledge is perhaps the biggest disruption of all. #AI #QuantFinance #Probability #IIT #OpenKnowledge #FutureOfWork
Mrityunjoy Chakraborty, IIT Kharagpur professor: "Jane Street pays a 22 year old $500,000 a year for one skill: turning uncertainty into a number you can bet on. that number is the first thing this professor teaches, and it is free" this free lecture is the foundation every quant bot and hedge fund model is secretly built on. before the AI, before the strategy, there is one question. what is the chance this happens, exactly. get that number right and every bet after it is just math. get it wrong and no model, no bot, no amount of compute can save you. Chakraborty builds probability from the axioms up, on a blackboard, in notation a 15 year old can follow. Wall Street sells this as a $500,000 edge. an IIT professor hands you the source code for nothing.
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Must read !
This book was published in 1916 by Benaras Hindu University... Not available now. All the copies got destroyed. One copy was available in the library of California University, which has been digitised by Microsoft. It is a beautiful introduction to Hinduism, without any school affiliations. It is especially suited to youth. You may go through at leisure. It has 304 pages and share it further with your known younger generation kids. This is a rare book on “Sanatana Dharma” - Please READ and share it to our youth group as much as possible... kponline.in/sanatana-dharma/…
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This book was published in 1916 by Benaras Hindu University... Not available now. All the copies got destroyed. One copy was available in the library of California University, which has been digitised by Microsoft. It is a beautiful introduction to Hinduism, without any school affiliations. It is especially suited to youth. You may go through at leisure. It has 304 pages and share it further with your known younger generation kids. This is a rare book on “Sanatana Dharma” - Please READ and share it to our youth group as much as possible... kponline.in/sanatana-dharma/…
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INDIA according to Indians….😀 (no offence meant)
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The top and bottom are the same color! Don’t believe it? Put your finger over the line where the boxes meet and then see… Moral: What you see may not be what it is
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Hope that the so called “woke” in the west better wake up to this reality before it’s too late!
Ep. 35 Start another war, send millions more anti-Western refugees to the West. Starting to notice a pattern?
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Speaking on the new development, Anish Thakkar, head, Marketing, stated, "From a confluence of legacy and expertise comes performance. And what better than someone who has been buoyant in the offshores representing India in... Read more "adgully.com/132022 via @AdGully
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Wish this selectively moral world would sit up and take notice wisely for once! The viral video on Dalai Lama. Let's clean our dirty minds. youtu.be/YipZ7day1rw via @YouTube
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Indeed! Not just impressive but one of the most impactful orators and more importantly the message too!
Mohammed Qahtami from Saudi Arabia, who was adjudged the World Champion in public speaking at the annual contest conducted by "Toastmasters International". This is his winning speech. Please listen to the end, it is worth your time
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First the US Govt dragged the EU into a proxy war with Russia. Then the US/EU sanctions against Russia destroyed the EU economy. Then the US passed a law to bribe EU industry to move to the US. How dumb are EU politicians? They have been used and robbed.
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Apparently my ‘feminism is a scam’ video went pretty viral before I was even on Twitter?
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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough ...... like Shirley Goodman (96 Years Old)
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