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nope, nada, zilch. and no, my posts aren鈥檛 vetted by @saha_varsha, because she won鈥檛 approve 馃槶

Bangalore
Joined September 2009
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i just want to be as cute as my 2 year old baby, and not this hot 馃サ
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roasted a person who is a professional in roasting 馃槶
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me at any conference
small accounts posting on Twitter with 0 likes, 0 retweets, and 0 comments
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please don鈥檛 laugh on me
Only tech celebrity @react_india @ankeetmaini is full on energy for day2 Yayyy we have stand up comedy show today!! #ReactIndia2026
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sense of humour so bad that everyone gets mad
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i'm a celebrity with 0 fans, beat it
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with great brains comes greater depression
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insomnia and old age they have both hit me together in the last 5 mins
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ankeet retweeted
cricket 07 with an online multiplayer mode. play with your friends all you need is a web browser link: cricket07.dhaiwat.com
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I need Fable 5.5 to figure out where my wife wants to eat tonight
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normalise roaming around with normal glasses and saying hey meta record this idiot 馃槶
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i've never found the usecase to use continuum in a sentence
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nobody nobody removes ai speak like gemini in google docs
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the ability to think through and respond is underrated
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the bane of a leader is that you think now in abstract instead of the real implementation
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i don't know but the urge to drive 40kms for nothing
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my body doesn't keep up with my mind, i think of achieving 1000x but i get 0.2x done
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what is this logic of "why complain against bangalore and still live here?" hello excuse me, we complain about india too, and complaining is the first step to improving it.
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found out that there's a limit to everything, even having unlimited fun
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assembled a tricycle today and i really should've called someone from urban company
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i don鈥檛 know i鈥檓 chronically online but actually offline, even oxymoron can鈥檛 define me
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