pansy

being a "girlfailure" is this like cute and quirky thing but god forbid you're a "malefailure" and people think ur a sodomite

i have really bad ocd about like bodily harm and pain, i do think there are fates worse than death and often times surviving something grievous IS the worse fate i think Canada was onto something with the mercy killing

i hate the gym bruh

its weird seeing people be so casual about the death of someone you knew from like pretty early on. like not to be parasocial but i grew up with twomad, by no means was he an inspiration but like wow. odd.

birthdays are kinda sad

texting my dad feels like defusing a bomb but the guys lowk chill nowadays

woopsies

do people cosplay to marefair or is it exclusively for 25+ year olds to wear kinda gaudy mlp clothing

i dont have anything to tweet anymore

i dont think that mbti test works but if you were curious im an intp

they be upon me booty, straight running me for my dabloons

without moralfagging, sell me this pen

like im not about to do this dressed as chris chan

should i be chris chan for halloween

waddya talking about man

im not usually that sexist i swear

my egirl left me on read she e-going

im a witch hat fetishist

i implied it lol, i didnt say it tho so

read all of my tweets and then consider i wanted to be an english teacher before i ultimately went into culinary