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It just arrived. I have always dreamed of having my own inflatable turkey. It's beautiful. My wife says it's "tacky."
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Thanks to everyone responding about their 16yo trick-or-treating. I've seen the light. Next year, I'm handing out cigs to your teens.
Call me a grouch, but teenagers shouldn't be trick-or-treating. You will get a weird look from me.
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Replying to @anotherryan00
And there was a particular joy in going door to door in a costume you worked on for weeks. Trunk or treat has all the joy of going to a vending machine
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Call me a grouch, but teenagers shouldn't be trick-or-treating. You will get a weird look from me.
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What an absolute loser. 50 years old, 4 kids, a mortgage and he works as what, a grocery stocker? Women need to be WAY pickier about who they reproduce with. Maybe he could be chill if he were doing his little grocery stocking job as a single man.
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The man in the video is a Red Baron representative stocking frozen pizzas in a grocery store. He stated he has four kids and struggles to pay his mortgage amid long hours; no reports confirm he is 50 years old, and the clip shows him responding to a prank. dexerto.com/entertainment/… gofundme.com/f/support-a-ha… x.com/MrLeadslinger/…
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メッカに尻向けてアメリカに向かって祈ってるの笑う
ستصبح أوروبا مسلمة إن شاء الله
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Thank you Netflix for warning me this 18-part documentary about serial killers also has scenes with smoking
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The most interesting thing about people getting worked up about the Pope voting is they seemingly think it will tip the scales IN CHICAGO.
Will Pope Leo, as a US Citizen, be subject to US taxes on incomes received by the global Catholic Church? Has anyone alerted the IRS to potentially the most interesting audit target in history?
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I am not an expert of the Constitution. However, so many people seem to start with a vague understanding of the U.S. Constitution, and then wonder why XYZ is permitted. What language in the Constitution is potentially relevant? It's really not that difficult to find the answer.
Replying to @booksandbbq
Point to the section of the U.S. Constitution that prohibits it.
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Hey @grok What might the Fourth, Fifth, and Eighth Amendments to the U.S. Constitution have to say about this proposal?
I got a simple solution to mass deportations. For every single illegal alien: Freeze their bank accounts. Seize their debit cards and credit cards. Give them 30 days to leave the country. If they leave, we wire it to them and if they don't, they're locked out of the financial system. You'll get 10 million people who will self-deport in 30 days.
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Then give the man a raise! He works his ass off for your company, and he struggles to pay his bills.
He’s still here. He’s got a fan club. Including us.
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The franchisees certainly remember the $5 footlong. They absolutely hated it and fought it over time. It consistently lost them money.
Remember $5 footlongs at Subway? $18 now. Not a joke.
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Maybe your baby is crying because he wants a Crunchwrap Supreme.
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TilTokers sticking cameras in a stranger's face should be considered assault, and lethal force should be permitted.
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From now on, I'm going to build my entire online persona around my 1% French Canadian DNA. I'm going to be insufferable.
Replying to @Greyinggeek1
Are you denying my Canadianism?
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This is what she's been reduced to. Life comes at you fast.
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Much of this AI messaging is overhyped. Terrible advice.
Replying to @battleangelviv
Saving money for the distant future is pointless with the advent of super intelligent abundance
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Honestly, I get more annoyed each year by how quickly stores put out Christmas messaging and product displays. It starts in late-September now. Let me enjoy the seasons.
Do you put up your Christmas tree before or after Thanksgiving?
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