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Action. Adventure. Humongous Ape. #UBI #CreativeCommons #RadicalIndependence. Award-losing author. I review locusts at https://nitter.cf/t.co/lwofqNqwPl

Joined August 2018
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Check it out, I played a video game then decided to overthrow capitalism. But (almost) seriously, it's not often that essays are this much fun so, like that old Greek dawg says "Life's a banquet, so don't go thirsty but don't get drunk neither." locustreview.com/online/2077
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Patrick Stewart has died. Make an engram copy of David Attenborough, NOW. We shouldn't be losing people like this.
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And, of course...
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If things go wrong you're on your own, Plebs. I'd wish you luck but... you know...
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Brazil is only two weeks away from developing nuclear weapons
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Let them eat gherkins.
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Exquisite fashbashing. Well done, Lula.
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On the 28th of September, Ed Miliband said Palestine protesters had been right about Gaza when the Labour government was wrong. The penalty for being right is now an unlimited fine and/or two years in prison
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The global far right has not won this round but they will be back and they *will* try to Israelise all democracies. Sooner or later they will conclude the Wrong People (you know, Those Guys) have been voting too often. It's time they were formally made into Unpeople.
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I mean, the Global CHUD Class is never going to concede defeat again.
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Excellent news. The margin was over 4 million votes ahead as well.
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Please...
🚨🇧🇷 BREAKING — Colectta Poll: 🟥 Lula at 50.3% 🟦 Bolsonaro's 49.7%
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A household of four needs 36 litres of water stored. Also you go to the 36 litre tank you just happen to have, slowly use it and slowly top it up, occasionally filtering it, to stop the water turning stagnant. And after 3 days everything will be fine Because Reasons. Madness.
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Quickly: new run at Cyberpunk. Male or Female? Nomad or Streetpunk?
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What makes a man turn Palestinian? Is it lust for olives, keffiyehs, or were you just born with a heart full of Corbynity?
Sorry, Kif, but I don’t know any 'Palestinian' people.
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Sorry, Kif, but I don’t know any 'Palestinian' people.
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Andy Burnham is setting fire to the earth to make Donald Trump happy. Britain is an occupied country.
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I dropped a game of Witcher to upload the new Cyberpunk update. It turns out its a *four hour* upload, so quite big.
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This week the Burnham admin announced it would abrogate its commitment to the 2015 Paris climate treaty AND launch anti-Palestinian McCarthyism in education. Compare this to Burnham a few months ago and know all contact with the British state is tainting. locustreview.com/online/der-…
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This statement was apparently made *last year*. Even if he dissembling then there's no democratic gain for him to stop now. Burnham has become a Made Man.
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Teachers should wear a poppy pin, a Ukraine flag pin and a Palestine pin and then sue when they only get told to take off one of these
🚨 NEW: The Government has accepted all 27 recommendations from the report to end antisemitism in schools and colleges 1. Recognise antisemitism as a distinct form of hatred, not just general racism 2. Strengthen political impartiality guidance, including limits on teachers wearing pro-Palestine badges 3. Establish a national hotline for school leaders dealing with antisemitism 4. Improve teaching about contemporary antisemitism and modern Jewish life 5. Teach pupils to recognise and challenge antisemitic conspiracy theories 6. Include antisemitism explicitly in school safeguarding policies 7. Train teachers to recognise and tackle antisemitism 8. Work with the Home Office and the Prevent programme to help schools identify when antisemitism may be linked to radicalisation 9. Encourage schools to adopt the IHRA working definition of antisemitism 10. Improve procedures for reporting antisemitic incidents, including signposting 11. Ensure antisemitic bullying and complaints are investigated and acted on consistently 12. Make clear in staff conduct policies that antisemitism is unacceptable 13. Strengthen Holocaust education, including antisemitism's role in the Holocaust, and encourage schools to mark Holocaust Memorial Day 14. Create more opportunities for pupils to engage with Jewish communities, including visits to synagogues 15. Make sure Judaism and modern Jewish life are properly represented in religious education 16. Improve media literacy so pupils can also identify online antisemitism 17. Provide better resources for teaching the Israel-Palestine conflict fairly and sensitively 18. Ensure schools have clear policies for dealing with antisemitism involving external speakers 19. Ensure education unions have clear antisemitism policies 20. Establish a dedicated support service to help schools, colleges and councils deal with antisemitism 21. Use some of the Government's security funding to help Jewish schools and colleges undertake educational visits safely 22. Run a campaign to tackle antisemitic behaviour at transport hubs near Jewish schools and colleges 23. Provide Jewish school and college leaders with mentoring and more security advice 24. Strengthen accountability for schools that fail to deal properly with antisemitism 25. Enable Ofsted and the Independent Schools Inspectorate to assess how schools tackle antisemitism 26. Make local councils identify local patterns of antisemitism and help schools respond 27. Share effective practice and guidance between schools and colleges
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