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Alex Fulton
@apfulton5
Joined November 2011
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Alex Fulton
@apfulton5
3 Aug 2024
It’s on sight
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Alex Fulton
@apfulton5
20 Sep 2022
My biggest regret? Not giving
@coldplay
their due
Alex Fulton
@apfulton5
8 Apr 2018
No one, I repeat, no one, prefers the taste of real maple syrup over Aunt Jemima
1
Alex Fulton
@apfulton5
31 Mar 2020
No one, I repeat, no one, wants to see your home workout video
Alex Fulton
@apfulton5
22 Sep 2019
Big, veiny, triumphant bastard
Alex Fulton
@apfulton5
5 Sep 2019
“There is no tomorrow” - Apollo Creed
Alex Fulton
@apfulton5
7 Jun 2019
Might stop watching breaking bad bc of skylar
Alex Fulton
@apfulton5
27 Apr 2019
Whatever is rightly done, however humble, is noble
Alex Fulton
@apfulton5
20 Jan 2019
Self loathing hipsters love snow storms
Alex Fulton
@apfulton5
29 Oct 2018
John 10:11-18 (KJV) “I am the good shepherd: the good shepherd giveth his life for the sheep”
Alex Fulton
@apfulton5
27 Oct 2018
Check the girth on this Moses Cleaveland oak
Alex Fulton
@apfulton5
7 Oct 2018
To my psychologist followers, explain to me women’s ufc
Alex Fulton
@apfulton5
5 Oct 2018
Losers argue details. Is that a famous saying? Or did I just make that up?
Alex Fulton
@apfulton5
23 Jun 2018
Schmuck. What a word
Alex Fulton
@apfulton5
9 Jun 2018
The pigs get fat, the hogs get slaughtered
Alex Fulton
@apfulton5
29 Apr 2018
If you hate responsibility, have rich parents, and believe that you’re better than others, you would be a great fit in Jackson Hole, WY.
Alex Fulton
@apfulton5
22 Apr 2018
I folded laundry today for the first time in 6 months
Alex Fulton
@apfulton5
8 Apr 2018
Marriage, so hot right now
Alex Fulton
@apfulton5
6 Apr 2018
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone with another dog
Alex Fulton
@apfulton5
3 Nov 2017
Dear
@warriors
, attn:
@SteveKerr
please quit acting like you are tough
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