obsessed with my friend who asked me to come see her at an open mic night then later casually mentioned she wasnt an official performer but just likes to yell things out. an unofficial host.

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XxMegaNxX · Jul 21, 2025 · 4:42 AM UTC

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XxMegaNxX@djmegan2321 Jul 2025

When you Realize all the Weed You smoke Really IS affecting you 💔💔

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aphie · Jul 21, 2025 · 12:05 PM UTC

aphie@aphomet21 Jul 2025

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aphie · Jul 21, 2025 · 11:47 AM UTC

aphie@aphomet21 Jul 2025

i love going for walks in nature i just saw a woman leaving her husband

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aphie · Jul 20, 2025 · 11:41 AM UTC

aphie@aphomet20 Jul 2025

i was looking for a dog and then i found a dog heaven knows im bowowowow

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aphie · Jul 20, 2025 · 1:58 AM UTC

aphie@aphomet20 Jul 2025

house of leaves

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aphie · Jul 18, 2025 · 6:24 PM UTC

aphie@aphomet18 Jul 2025

oh. well i guess that cunt getting eaten?

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aphie · Jul 18, 2025 · 5:36 PM UTC

aphie@aphomet18 Jul 2025

we need to start sexualising hysto scars on men btw

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aphie · Jul 18, 2025 · 4:47 PM UTC

aphie@aphomet18 Jul 2025

anyone else worried everyone's gonna find out soon

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aphie · Jul 18, 2025 · 2:53 PM UTC

aphie@aphomet18 Jul 2025

i used to read academic papers every day i used to know how to spell bougeois without googling it i need to go back to school

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aphie · Jul 18, 2025 · 2:53 PM UTC

aphie@aphomet18 Jul 2025

every time i tell someone im thinking of going back to do my phd they send police to do a welfare check at my house

robotfucker unlimited · Jul 17, 2025 · 5:27 AM UTC

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robotfucker unlimited@i_fuck_robots17 Jul 2025

"I asked Grok" this, "I asked ChatGPT" that. i asked glados and she told me to kill myself and i moaned a little

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