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climbing mount everest but i'm gay

Sydney, New South Wales
Joined November 2019
Scientists are calling it “gay”: meet the thing that you are
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when i think about my future husband and the sort of man i want him to be, i do really think that his heart being in the right place is the most important thing, and that his looks just won't matter just fucking joking of course
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*getting a slippery, oiled up footjob* oh my god, is this... how neurotypical people feel all the time??
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2019 was 3 or 4 years ago feel old yet
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One solar flare we're consumed so why not spend this flammable paper on the film that's my life?
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no no i'm just pretending to make cries for help for attention
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heartwarming to think about what my body would look like if it looked different
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i just realised i will probably never play billy elliot on stage
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a lot of interesting things happening in the world right now not to me of course
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Cleaned my room while sick and it looks so amazing I could have gay sex with a man about it
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“handle my hard thing decide what use it is eat out- f me drink g party and relations do a modest o” — #fridgle 79 (retroactive) fridgle.net/p/ILR
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“perfect holy bottom i think just of you tonight. our bumping in this apartment” — #fridgle 78 (retroactive) fridgle.net/p/INq
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blizzy mcguire taping her tits for halloween MY CULTURE IS NOT etc
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computer generate nude Feyd-Rautha
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I just know no nut november hates to see me coming
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Just realised i have no choice but to forgive myself
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i'm honestly not sure what happened during the time of my life that I refer to as the forgotten years
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Rewatching dune I’m up to the part where Paul looks pliable, emaciated and forlorn
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I’m Suffering from the effects of long penis because I got penis a few too many times back during early penis
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