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dumb little fucker

@arealpair

delusional, but like a realistic delusional

Joined December 2015
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I forgot it was Wednesday
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kit 🪿@kittytraitNov 13
the peoples princess
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AND MIGHT I SUGGEST YOU DON’T FUCK WITH MY SIS
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Thaddeus C. ✨
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heading to the movies. 🙂‍↕️🤭
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Your arms are reaching, and your eager heart is throbbing
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These fathers are always complainin’
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rae 🐇@cosybunnieNov 13
me at 80
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señorita@NOToggpOct 13
#NotAllWomen
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Women have a level of patience with us that we genuinely don’t deserve
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slept on wet hair
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Today all your dreams come true!
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Hustlanani@hustlananiNov 11
why don't you come back to my place i'll make you some rinsed grapes on a paper towel
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You gettin' beside yourself
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Lizzybeth@borderlameeNov 10
at rock bottom scanning the rocks with my rock identifier app
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Who up mashing they potato?
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caught my nail so bad it’s throbbing and I’m nauseous
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Coyotes going crazy tonight
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Now it’s all starting to ooze out.
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Violent, but… yeah, cute.
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Crazy! Stop.
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I know it to be true.
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payton@glass_wrldNov 8
under woke 3.0 we’re bringing back the jeremy renner app
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