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Joined October 2021
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POWER!!!!! POWER!!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
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craz@anticautionistNov 8
dominatrix: 🔑😈you see this? what if i just... (she dangles the key over a sewer grate) me: I am asking you. Please, don't do this.
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Peanuts Charles Schulz 11.08.98
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o7 I will not let your hard work go to waste dear gentlemen
(Three Kingdoms 1994 fansubs) Gentlemen of the Hàn (@hanzhonglang) profile picture(Three Kingdoms 1994 fansubs) Gentlemen of the Hàn@hanzhonglangNov 6
Greetings! We are happy to announce the FULL RELEASE of our English subs for Romance of the Three Kingdoms, from episode 1 to the final episode 84! This also includes improvements and fixes of our previous translations, as well as bonus material! (DOWNLOAD LINKS IN REPLIES)
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Interrupting your shower because you need to shit is a travesty. It's like if a great pianist canceled their concerto midway because they needed to shit, or if you stopped midway through sex because you needed to shit.
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NEW: In leaked recordings, Peter Thiel argued that Nashville should be a moral alternative to Pope Leo XIV and the Catholic Church, which he called “a dubious ally” against a hypothetical future Antichrist Democratic president. “America is the last and final form of the Roman Empire,” Thiel told a closed-door crowd in Nashville’s Masonic Temple. “There is no successor.” He has attacked Pope Leo XIV at least four times this year, once calling him “a useful idiot for the CCP.” thelettersfromleo.com/p/the-…
“The Global Capital of Protestantism” — Peter Thiel Recruits Nashville Against Pope Leo XIV

“The Global Capital of Protestantism” — Peter Thiel Recruits Nashville Against Pope Leo XIV

In a secretly recorded lecture, JD Vance’s top donor called the Catholic Church a dubious ally and told Nashville to fight. Fifteen days later, Catholics swung 21 points and voters sided with Rome.

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Thank you Twitter for reminding me how much I love Peanuts
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I associate peanuts with the book of Job due to having a yellow coloured edition with this strip on. To be a child is to suffer, with very little hope of grace.
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This strip is genuinely devastating. Like he knew it was soon and he was accepting it
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saw a man with a t-shirt that said MILITARY on it. Heck yeah, MILITARY
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fighting games these days don't even let you battle in a field of flowers anymore. Absolute woke nonsense.
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lolt64🕵️@lolt64Nov 6
chili dogs dinner
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You, my friend, [picking up misbehaving homunculus] have beebled your last borble [places it inside of a tumbleweed and watches as the wind blows it away]
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🌋@hum_dunkin1 Dec 2020
just got off the phone with the Grinch he says he is "letting us have Christmas this year". he is *letting us* have Christmas. I've half a mind to drive over to that shit heap he lives in and kick him up the hole
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stop him
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@Mr_goji54Nov 2
Director Takashi Yamazaki would return for a 3rd Godzilla Minus film if given the chance. (source: gamesradar.com/entertainment…)
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Godzilla minus zero was about 1% better than minus one, which was just slightly better than unwatchably bad
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It made sense to discuss the political implications of minus one bc it was so egregious, but for this movie it's like if u were seriously interrogating the political agenda of a cow pie with a flag stuck in it.
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our mighty god jesus actually tried to save chirk, but as he was compressing the wound, the blood just went through his stigmata holes and chirk sadly perished despite his efforts.
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Ave Maria University in Florida commissions sculpture of Jesus Christ embracing Charlie Kirk. The school expects to receive the first bronze casting in January of 2026.
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ME: I go into the dungeon DM: You go into the dungeon and fight various monsters. ME: [rolls a big round dice with only two sides.] Do I win or die? DM: You die.
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