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Sometimes I forget how cold-hearted men can be. Like this much articulacy and still he couldn’t communicate properly. Women have such good gut feeling about these things, so ofc she sensed correctly. Yet all she was is hysterical in his eyes—that’s the story he’ll tell everyone
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I give terrible head and I’m awful in bed and I don’t cook or I don’t clean and I’m selfish and I don’t wanna have kids and I hate men
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u can see the decline in literacy through this
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade:
2026: Maxxing
2025: 67
2024: Demure
2023: Hallucinate
2022: Woman
2021: Allyship
2020: Pandemic
2019: Existential
2018: Misinformation
2017: Complicit
2016: Xenophobia
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When you’re chopping it upppp with a 19 year old girl and tell her you’re actually 25 and she’s like ohhhhhh😭😭😭
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when I say I remove/unfollow & block exes I’m doing too much and “it don’t gotta be like that” lol yes it does. When it’s over, it’s over and there’s nothing to ever talk about. People leave that door open on purpose if you ask me.
Exes from years ago who randomly call you out of the blue are so annoying because now, if you're with your partner, you have to explain who's comfortable enough to call you at 7 PM. And me? I would never believe they're calling you for the first time. Please stop calling people you've broken up with. It's over, it's OVER.
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letting people experience your family is an underrated act of intimacy. you can't do that with everybody.
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i hate gay Halloween wdym you’re Jennette McCurdy’s non-existent book “Matter Fact Fvck My Granny Too” …




































