the naked man fears no pickpocket // @aristhotle_a
Joined February 2013
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went outside bc I saw pillows flying to the ground from above my apartment to see a whole ass mattress go flying overhead too bc they’re on the deck throwing shit into the dumpster LMAO
I hate elf not because the movie was bad or because I don’t like will ferrell (I do), but because every time you see him his johnson is packed like a lunch box, bulging to the world. he needs to tuck for christ sake
just heard elizabeth holmes’ voice for the first time and now I have to cosplay her bc why tf she sound like me
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it pisses me off so bad when people get mad at their pets for throwing up on the carpet
its an animal that felt sick and doesnt understand what a carpet is and now you're yelling at your poor pet that already felt unwell how do you not feel like a monster
JESUS CHRIST ANOTHER ONE? I HAVENT EVEN MADE IT THEOUGH THE LAST THREE
just heard the ezreal voice actor on a political ad talking ab trump. they put a vine boom in it. what the fuck is going on
can’t hold grudges bc I basically got dementia, I just noticed I unfollowed an account I like and can’t remember what caused it so I followed them again LMAO
I’ll be live TOMORROW October 27th with a secret fun Costume/Cosplay for HALLOWEEN! Join us here >:3
-> twitch.tv/aristhotle__
I hate that thing people my age do where if you compliment them in passing they just thank you and keep walking, they never stop to talk. Like you don’t owe me anything but stopppp waittttt we could be friendssss
I’ve never seen my exact curl pattern before like this and it’s life changing. The way it’s straight bc it’s so fine it gets weighed down but it’s technically curly, you just have to style it with specific light products…. brb buying those products right NEOWWWW
could hear my neighbor achieving screaming climax through the walls this morning. Woke me up actually. 3 times. By the third time I had the soundboard ready
