Smooth seas never made a skilled sailor πŸ§œπŸ»β€β™€οΈπŸ”±

Joined October 2010
Ayo. πŸ˜‚ Chris Bosh can sleep peacefully now.
Shota Imanaga is blasting himself in the face with champagne
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Brennan Carroll effect. Dude was a terrorist.
Highest run blocking grade among OL Dylan Parham 92.5 Darnell Wright 91.6 Quinn Meinerz 90.8 Quenton Nelson 88.4 Jonah Jackson 87.8
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Beat mode
Marshawn Lynch on how Jayden Daniels can fix his elbow injuries: β€œThat lil n*** needs to start going to jack off. He needs to be ambidextrous when he beating that motherf***” (@GetGotPod)
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NFL really doesn’t want the Raiders fans in North and Southern Cali to watch the Raiders. It’s BS!
The @NFL is just not gonna show the @Raiders in Northern California anymore
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Boy thought he did sum wit this 1 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
lol in middle school they was teaching me french not how to fight. I was learning Shakespeare not squabbling. Boys can spot fake J’s but can’t solve for X, make it make sense 😭😭
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I genuinely need people to understand what they are being asked to normalize here. Mamdani campaigned on arresting Netanyahu. Today Netanyahu came to NYC, received massive police protection, and anti-genocide protesters were arrested by the NYPD.
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Normalize saying β€œisrael did 9/11”
Normalize saying β€œI don’t know enough about this.”
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Hope Kyle Juszcykyzck is happy with himself. My 4 year old son Chris saw this demanded that I only fill his sippy dinosaur cup with Bud Light, the official beer sponsor of the NFL
NFL fined 49ers fullback Kyle Juszczyk $14,926 for engaging in an offensive demonstration Sunday vs. Miami. β€œYour imitation of chugging a beer constituted an offensive demonstration and could reasonably be construed as being in poor taste,” the NFL wrote in its fine letter. Juszczyk, nicknamed β€œJuice”, already has appealed the fine.
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No gambling ads from my GOAT, just FISCAL RESPONSIBILITY.
Fernando Mendoza is starting a series called "Finance with Fernando" to teach Gen Z about finances. "My true passion is fiscal responsibility."
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Former NFL star Chris Johnson opens up about his ALS DIAGNOSIS after realizing something was wrong when he struggled to LIFT A CUP, saying years of repeated head trauma could’ve played a role but he refuses to blame football πŸ’” He says he’ll keep FIGHTING to watch his kids grow up and one day see his daughter walk down the aisle at her WEDDING πŸ™ β€œI still love football. It changed my life and gave me opportunities I’ll never forget… I’m gonna keep fighting to be here for my family. That’s what gives me hope.”
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was $7 in 2021 btw
Disney is raising the price of Disney+ again. The monthly option without ads will rise by $2.50 to $21.49 per month. (Source: bloomberg.com/news/articles/…)
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orwell would’ve lost his mind over the all-seeing cameras going up at the exact time we figured out how to make hyper-realistic fake videos
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You know how much of an all-time asshole you gotta be to beef with Macdonald and Russell Wilson 😭
#Seahawks HC Mike Macdonald says #Broncos HC Sean Payton threatened to accuse Seattle of a Spygate-style cheating scandal in 2024. Macdonald says they found training camp clips on X and used them to their advantage when they played. (πŸ“½οΈ @GrahamBensinger)
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USB-C one of the best modern tech inventions and you're complaining
Being able to charge an iPhone, a weed pen, AirPods, a hookah and a PS5 controller on the same cord don’t sit right with me
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love this answer from Lucas on how he came up with The Phantom Menace :
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Entire team acting like Jesus Christ resurrected. I cannot wait until TNF
Jessie had enough 😭😭
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The Intercept: Robert Kraft claims his donations help Palestinians. Turns out he’s funding Friends of the IDF.
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MAGA FC in September: β€’ Jaxson Dart ACL β€” September 21, 2026 β€’ Trump Shot β€” September 15, 2024 β€’ Charlie Kirked β€” September 10, 2025
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β€œMaster Chief, do you mind telling me what you’re doing on that ship?” β€œSir, Israel has a right to exist.”
The next Halo game will be made by Activision. Halo Studios is suffering significant layoffs today.
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It’s actually criminal how many of these are gone. Amazon and private equity killed so much of American life.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This video is AI generated. The Sears logo shown was intreoduced in 2004, not 1996. In 1996, Sears was spelled in all caps. The date overlay misspells the month DEC as DIC. logos.fandom.com/wiki/Sears
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