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ULL enjoyer Ocañer? si soy. Elyoya Fanboy Daisy is beautiful, isn't it? ❤️@Lynchsnitch❤️

Joined January 2018
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Presumiendo de novia 🛐 (con las fotos que borró🤪)
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We are getting closer to the free mint reveal - the legendaries are getting ready ⏰ To celebrate this launch, we are giving away 10 Yakkamon Eggs. To be eligible make sure you follow, like & repost! ❤️
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La vida cuando dejas de pelear y solo le haces caso a tu novia y listo
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Top 5 reasons to work out 1. Look good for your wife 2. Have muscles for your wife to grab onto 3. For your wife to admire and hype you up 4. Be able to carry groceries and kids in one trip 5. Eat more of your wife’s food
Top 5 reasons to work out 1. Look good for chicks 2. Have muscles for chicks to grab onto 3. For the bros to admire and hype you up 4. Be able to carry groceries in one trip 5. Eat more food
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“How Much astophage Grace need, question?” “2 million kilograms” “I can give”
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Allí no hay cánticos racistas pero se encarcelan a los homosexuales y se apedrean mujeres. Empate
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My squad celebrating the win while I am traumatized by the unspeakable things I had to do to carry them
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Esos son los actos de tus consecuencias
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Me spectating bro and realizing he’s the reason we’re losing
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Real..
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Hay una leyenda japonesa que dice: "Ya sea una máquina, una casa o una relación. “El mantenimiento siempre es más barato que la reparación”. Lo que no se mantiene, al final se pierde.
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Tuve que desactivar el WiFi y activar los datos, por que me parece una falta de respeto ver esto gratis
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Todos los días antes de trabajar me pongo el vídeo de "KING OF JUNGLE"
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