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Ashley Bits

@ashleybits

MTG 0-3 Enthusiast | Partnered with @elgato | he/she | Ate a lot of Magic cards as a kid

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Joined November 2019
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When your kid comes out as Trans but you catch her playing VR Chat instead of grinding MTG tournaments
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Banning ANY AND ALL mentions of Lands from Non-Magic Players till everyone learns how to behave
TSS RiftboundTee 🔜 Showdown Orlando (@TeeCGGaming) profile pictureTSS RiftboundTee 🔜 Showdown Orlando
@TeeCGGaming21h
There are 49 players registered for the Magic $5k. The Riftbound $5k event hit cap. The people have spoken and they say, "Lands suck"
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No hate to OP I'm just insanely tired of rehashing this land shit every 3 business days
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We just went thru this bs last week 😭
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Referenced Storm Crow at locals and nobody laughed
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Sam Bogue (@IslandGoSAMe) profile pictureSam Bogue@IslandGoSAMeOct 29
i’m sad. genuinely no better words for how this makes me feel
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Alright bro 😭
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😢
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milla (@tulips1738) profile picturemilla@tulips1738Oct 28
Its ok to miss someone!
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Judges HATE this easy sideboard trick!
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EDH Players when you disrespect the Preview Card they Preordered for 800$:
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Not all of you can have a Commander Gameplay Show. We need Engineers.
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Round 1 opponent held his cards way too low
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Magic: The Gathering (@wizards_magic) profile pictureMagic: The Gathering
@wizards_magicOct 21
Could we? Can we? We did.
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You're laughing? We're at risk of 'Universes Beyond: Jimmy Fallon' and you're laughing?
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Joel Are Magic (@joelaremagic) profile pictureJoel Are Magic
@joelaremagicOct 22
🚨JUST CONFIRMED: no UNIVERSES BEYOND: OPRAH set currently in development, rights difficulty cited #magicthegathering
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Hey! Today is the day! Final Fantasy Origins of Light is going live on Kickstarter! Launches at 10am pst! If you can share/shout out/post about it! That will be immensely appreciated! kickstarter.com/projects/kes…
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When my chud son is talking about some "food and attention" but I haven't tweeted about the MTG Land Debate yet
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2016 - Till the sun explodes Thank you magic ❤️
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That one kid who's dad brings to every TCG Local
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I save hundreds of Dollars each year by only playing Formats that Secret Lairs don't print cool cards for
MTG Secret Lair (@MTGSecretLair) profile pictureMTG Secret Lair@MTGSecretLairOct 10
Behold: the first look from the upcoming Doomsdrop.
Secret Lair x Marvel card art for Doomsdrop showing Doctor Doom in a hooded cloak and metal mask, arms raised as lightning-like energy crackles around him. Behind him, captive heroes from Fantastic Four are trapped in floating bubbles.

ALT Secret Lair x Marvel card art for Doomsdrop showing Doctor Doom in a hooded cloak and metal mask, arms raised as lightning-like energy crackles around him. Behind him, captive heroes from Fantastic Four are trapped in floating bubbles.

Secret Lair x Marvel card art for Doomsdrop showing Doctor Doom in silver-toned armor and a flowing hooded cape, holding up a skull attached to a chain of vertebrae like a trophy. An explosion and flying debris surround him.

ALT Secret Lair x Marvel card art for Doomsdrop showing Doctor Doom in silver-toned armor and a flowing hooded cape, holding up a skull attached to a chain of vertebrae like a trophy. An explosion and flying debris surround him.

Secret Lair x Marvel card art for Doomsdrop showing a giant, shadowy Doctor Doom face with glowing eyes looming in the night sky above Castle Doom.

ALT Secret Lair x Marvel card art for Doomsdrop showing a giant, shadowy Doctor Doom face with glowing eyes looming in the night sky above Castle Doom.

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Somehow the outlier was fucking garfield
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