News flash from Ashley Down - we've had a bit of a fire, so there wont be any beer for a while - who's that cheering at the back? Over.
Important News Flash - Ashley Down will be brewery today as soon as I can find me warm socks - over.
Morning Campers. The Ashley Down hop pickers have been seen up Pig Sty ill (St Michael and All Angels) this morning. Over.
Just a quick update. I've had a bit of lunch up me mums and now I'm go in to have a little sleep. I'll let you know how it goes later. Over
Good news - my mate tells me that he's not having any problem getting his tent pegs in down at Glastonbury. Over.
Yes, Ashley Down Brewery Employee of the Week goes to Vince. The judges sited his outstanding contribution to road safety.
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Tweet time, - I just had some of Ju's parsnips soup for lunch, it tasted nice but now I feel a bit sick. Over and out.
I was asked for an update on stuff - nothing of any real significance to report - right knees playing up a bit. Over and out
Right then, just to confirm that no one at Ashley Down Brewery will be running for the US Presidency (this time).
Latest news - I've moved Ashley Down twitter control into the cold room - 13 degrees, nice, but I've got to put my jumper on.


