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sperg
@assborger
delightful sweet angel
watchinng big bang theory
theystolemyinch.org
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sperg
@assborger
5 Aug 2023
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sperg
@assborger
Nov 5
ameriheads i need to know if the cheesecake factory godiva chocolate cheesecake is scrumptious
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sperg
@assborger
Nov 3
open.spotify.com/track/3OS4X…
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The Fel-Gnome Wizard
@Lv100WormMage
Oct 29
Scientists reveal the Furby
TVP
@Theveripost
Oct 28
Scientists have discovered a species of marsupial in Australia, proving there are still mammals on Earth we've never documented before.
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sperg
@assborger
Oct 18
we have received reports that speef is going bald
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sperg
@assborger
30 Jan 2019
when she tell u the coochie taste like green eggs n ham
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@assborger
Oct 12
i cooked here idc
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sperg
@assborger
30 Jan 2019
when she tell u the coochie taste like green eggs n ham
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sperg
@assborger
Oct 9
im being sent to the electric chair,,,
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sperg
@assborger
Oct 3
i cannot get these screws to thread through some bullshit rubber dampeners
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Ultraweed Mk V (NITROEXPRESS)
@DubstepObama
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sperg
@assborger
Sep 29
making beefslop tonight. cheese. tomato. mince. pasta. will there be further additions? stay tuned.
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sperg
@assborger
Sep 26
thinking about my dad a lot these past few weeks and how much has changed since hes been gone.
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sperg
@assborger
Sep 26
a beloved treat by all my oomphs
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sperg
@assborger
Sep 26
fuel $8.70 a gallon
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sperg
@assborger
Sep 26
had a dream there was a new season of bones and the plot was better. actual chills.
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sperg
@assborger
Sep 25
shut up bitch im playing toy
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sperg
@assborger
Sep 22
biao zi
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@assborger
Sep 21
proud of myself for earning a small bonus at work
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sperg
@assborger
Sep 18
practicing white devil in both
sperg
@assborger
Sep 18
learning chinese and russian for the fun of it
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@assborger
Sep 18
learning chinese and russian for the fun of it
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sperg
@assborger
Sep 10
my mum just ripped out my first grey hair.
#driedup
#spinster
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