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ASTcell πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ (@astcell) profile picture

Ada caretaker. Dog lover. Photographer. Taco lover. Retired USG. Tweets are mine. I block mean people. Visit Florida. And Scotland. πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Brandon, FL
Joined June 2008
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Replying to @SheilaBx2
You start to die when your memories outnumber your dreams.
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ASTcell πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
SHE CUT THE WHOLE DRIVE-THRU LINE AND THE LADY BEHIND HER GOT EVEN!! Petty genius, or should she have just let it go? The line is wrapped all the way around the building. A woman cuts in, and the woman filming starts asking the window about paying for the order of the car that cut. "She cut the whole line." Then she's stuck at the window watching it play out. This is petty. Completely petty. And I laughed the whole way through. Nobody yelled, nobody got hurt, and the only person who came out behind was the one who decided the line was for everybody else. Would I do it? Probably not. I'd sit there and stew and say something to my wife. That's why this woman is a legend and I'm not. I spend a good part of every week teaching small children how to wait their turn. Apparently a few grown adults missed that lesson. Expensive lesson, but she'll remember it.
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ASTcell πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
A top operative for Dem James Talarico just went ABSOLUTELY BERSERK on a Veteran who only wanted to vote! They scream, intimidate, and disrespect our heroes. The radical Left has completely lost their minds. Disgusting! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
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ASTcell πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
Oh what a tangled web we weave How is this not entrapment?
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ASTcell πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
All Charges were dropped because eating Taco Bell 50 feet away isn’t a crime 🀣.
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ASTcell πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
Guten Morgen an alle
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ASTcell πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
Dude turns girlfriend completely blue
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ASTcell πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
Each generation has developed its own variation adding slang to the English language A professor visited Westtown High School for languages week and decided to show Gen Alpha how much they have contributed to date by giving the rest of his speech in their dialect If you have children, you may recognize some of these words
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ASTcell πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
This is the best explanation between left and right I have heard in a long time! #RepublicanValues #democraticvalues
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ASTcell πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
This is hilarious. A Republican goes undercover and exposes liberal who can't answer a single question about why she believes the things she believes in This man is a Trojan horse lol
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ASTcell πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
==>> See Full part 2 Here : newsthailan.vansonnguyen.com…
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ASTcell πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
β€œA DISFRUTAR LO VOTADO” Porque esta francesa le quiso explicar a los musulmanes que ella votΓ³ para que puedan entrar al paΓ­s y que estΓ‘ de su lado, mientras ellos se reΓ­an y le robaban todo en la tienda.
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ASTcell πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
Is it Monday already ?
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ASTcell πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
The guy who didn’t get married while his peers were marrying in their 20s.
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ASTcell πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ ΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ retweeted
Why are they're defaults to get pissed omg 😭😭😭
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